After twelve days of this kind of entertainment, I have to think that sitting would no longer be an option!
On the first day of Christmas My true love sent to me A quick trip over his knee On the second day of Christmas My true love sent to me Two wooden spoons And a quick trip over his knee On the third day of Christmas My true love sent to me Three hairbrushes Two wooden spoons And a quick trip over his knee On the fourth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Four leather cuffs Three hairbrushes Two wooden spoons And a quick trip over his knee On the fifth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Five lotion tubes Four leather cuffs Three hairbrushes Two wooden spoons And a quick trip over his knee On the sixth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Six floggers flaying Five lotion tubes Four leather cuffs Three hairbrushes Two wooden spoons And a quick trip over his knee On the seventh day of Christmas My true love sent to me Seven straps a-swinging Six floggers flaying Five lotion tubes Four leather cuffs Three hairbrushes Two wooden spoons And a quick trip over his knee On the eighth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Eight crops a-kissing Seven straps a-swinging Six floggers flaying Five lotion tubes Four leather cuffs Three hairbrushes Two wooden spoons And a quick trip over his knee On the ninth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Nine partners paddling Eight crops a-kissing Seven straps a-swinging Six floggers flaying Five lotion tubes Four leather cuffs Three hairbrushes Two wooden spoons And a quick trip over his knee On the tenth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Ten fingers fondling Nine partners paddling Eight crops a-kissing Seven straps a-swinging Six floggers flaying Five lotion tubes Four leather cuffs Three hairbrushes Two wooden spoons And a quick trip over his knee On the eleventh day of Christmas My true love sent to me Eleven panties plunging Ten fingers fondling Nine partners paddling Eight crops a-kissing Seven straps a-swinging Six floggers flaying Five lotion tubes Four leather cuffs Three hairbrushes Two wooden spoons And a quick trip over his knee On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Twelve rulers rapping Eleven panties plunging Ten fingers fondling Nine partners paddling Eight crops a-kissing Seven straps a-swinging Six floggers flaying Five lotion tubes Four leather cuffs Three hairbrushes Two wooden spoons And a quick trip over his knee |
4 comments :
I just sang the whole song through to my cat and just like when I was a little girl I drew in a huge breath when I got to "five lotion tubes". At first he looked at me like I was nuts, then he got into it and started purring and giving me his little cat smiles. Cats are spankos too, so are dogs, but please, don't tell my cat.
Well done Bonnie!
Back to business Bonnie or is Christmas already big business?
i used to think i was good changing song lyrics...but i bow to the master!!
merry christmas you two!!
CeeCi - Thanks! Our cat doesn't seem to give a hoot about spankings, but she stands there and looks at us like we're insane when we make love!
Storm - Don't worry, it's almost here!
Smart - Yes, it's true. My name is Bonnie and I'm a spankoholic.
Thanks for the kind words and for your support. Your blog is one I love to read every day.
John - Yes, I've been hearing that from some of my e-mail correspondents too. It is about time to cut the silliness and get back to the sexy spanking stories. In fact, the spankings around here haven't stopped. Not by a long swat. I have a couple of good ones to write up as soon as time and energy permit.
Bear with me John (and Storm), I promise I haven't converted this into a goofy song parody blog.
Storm - Thank you! I wish the same for you and Wind.
Janeen - You are very welcome. I *love* that picture you just posted. I hope we'll be seeing more of Mr. Cyclops (he didn't even fit into the picture!).
I wish you, Will, and your kids a delightful Christmas.
Wind - Thank you! These parodies have been a fun distraction.
I wish you and Storm peace, love, romance, lust, and joy (not necessarily in that order). ;)
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