Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Whack Us All

No, we're not quite done yet!

Whack us all with boughs of hick'ry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
There'll be no more lies or trick'ry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our play apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Know the ancient backside peril
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Feel the blazing flame behind us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Strike the rump and do remind us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in kinky pleasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell of bedroom treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Fast away our worry passes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
When our husbands swat our asses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sting we joyous, all together
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Heedless of the wood and leather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la


Frankly My Dear said...

Almost needless not say that you continue to be brilliant; it's fun and it's hot, and it honors the Christmas Spirit, broadly speaking, as it is about people being brought together by discipline: he, comfortably sitting on the couch, she, elegantly draped across his lap... such a balanced, peaceful scene...

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la- and SMACK!

Well, with the sweet comes the sour... Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la- and SMACK!

...and peace is restored, as she bends to his will once more... and he loves her back.

Frankly My Dear said...

I couldn't resist attempting one myself; first I give you the original, and then my version, to show you the improvements I made... or the "abuse" I committed...

First the corny one...

Blue Christmas
B. Hayes, J. Johnson (c) 1948

I'll have a blue Christmas without you;
I'll be so blue thinking about you.
Decorations of red
on a green Christmas tree
Won't mean a thing if
you're not here with me

I'll have a blue Christmas, that's certain;
And when that blue heartache starts hurting,
You'll be doing all right
with your Christmas of white,
But I'll have a blue, blue Christmas.

This wretched "poem" was crying for help, so I gave it a hand....

Red Christmas
J.P.S. (c) 2005

I'll have a blue Christmas without you
I'll be so horny thinking about you
Decorations of red
For all to be seen, made by me
Won't mean a thing if
You're not there, over my knee

I'll have a hot Christmas, that's certain
And with a red bottom that’s hurting
You'll be doing me all night
And I won’t put up a fight
But I'll have a crimson-red Christmas
A crimson-red Christmas, that’s right.

Lisa said...

Well you are on a roll with your christmas carols, HOW ABOUT RUDOLPH. I would love to see what you come up with.LOL

Storm Rider said...

Oh thank you so much Bonnie, I just get one song out of my head and WHAM! you stick another one in there! OOOOHHHfff!

Janeen said...

LMAO! Thanks for continuing to spread Christmas cheer, Your spanking verses are priceless.

tboneslagirl said...

Too much.. What's next on the perverted agenda? Auld Land Syne?

Thanks again Bonnie for the laugh

Bonnie said...

Frankly - Thank you. I considered something along the lines of fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-whack! Ultimately, I decided that messed up the beat.

Thanks for the Red Christmas parody. You're always welcome to create here in my comment box, but with all your ideas, have you considered starting a blog? It's really easy to get started. I've seen plenty of blogs with a whole lot less material. That's not a request, just an idea.

Lisa - I'm still fiddling around with Rudolf. No, wait, that doesn't sound right...

Storm - What are friends for?

Janeen - Thanks. I'm not quite done yet.

LA Girl - You're most welcome. Stay tuned!

padme said...

I'm enjoying all your holiday spirit this time of year bonnie! :) Happy holidays to you and Randy.

Bonnie said...


Thank you! It's my pleasure to share all this silliness. I hope you, Master Anakin, and your kids enjoy a peaceful and loving holiday.

Frankly My Dear said...

Thanks for appreciating my input; glad that it was an idea and not a request, but yes, maybe I should start my own blog.

Though I am merely responding to your blog enthusiastically, I am a bit concerned sometimes that my comments are too long, or that they aren't comments, strictly speaking, and that I'm getting in your way, or in the way of others, and I wouldn't want that, so I hope that that's not the case, because I've encountered a nasty breed of folk that frustrates the flow of communication on forums, and I don't care for them much myself.

Bonnie said...

Frankly - You're fine. No worries.

Frankly My Dear said...

I thank thee, Bonnie las O'erdennee, for thy patience with me...

Robert Burns said...

Oi! Dutchy, it's with two s-es, lass... at least get your spelling right, when you address the bonnie lassies with their red assies, before I rap your digits....

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