Sunday, December 18, 2005

Sting Her Well

...And now, back by popular demand, we have tonight, right here on our stage, the Spanko City Singers. Without further ado, let's bring them out. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our own Spanko City Singers!

Dashing to and fro
On a whole house spanking day
O’er the knee she’ll go
Dancing all the way
Whacks on bare tails sting
Making colors bright
What fun it is to swat and sing
A spanking song tonight

Oh, sting her well, sting her well
Sting her all the day
Oh, what fun, now that she’s tied
On a whole house spanking day

4 comments :

Bonnie said...

Smart - Thank you. I liked the idea of a "whole house spanking day." I have a similar real life spanking adventure to share as soon as I get the opportunity to finish writing it.

Anonymous said...

What can I say... this would be the ideal Christmas gift: a spankee-parodies DVD, with spanking clips... just be careful that the right person gets it...

"Oops, how to explain this... it wasn't me... the girl just looks and sounds exactly like me..."

"Then we'll check what exactly you sound like, Bonnie, you're going OTK!"

SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! "Yes, it was you!"

Bonnie said...

Shyanne - Thank you!

Frankly - At this point, my spanko proclivies are well known to the point where I wouldn't even attempt such a fib.

The DVD is a good idea. Hmmm...

Mister Chairman - :) You can believe we do all our singing standing up!

Lisa said...

Love your take on jingle bells, one of my person favorite for the season!

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