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Rump rubs all rosy and paddles a-whistlin'
Bright glowing bottoms and husbands a-kissin'
Brown wooden brushes hung up with strings
These are a few of my favorite stings
Cream colored leather and swats by the oodles
Slappers and whappers and howling like poodles
Wild love that flies to the moon with its wings
These are a few of my favorite stings
Girls in white panties with red peeking asses
Paddles that whack make for contented lasses
Feelings so lovely that I have to sing
These are a few of my favorite stings
When the rear aches
When the board swings
When it hurts like mad
I simply remember my favorite stings
And then I don't feel so bad!
9 comments :
As if you could read my mind... or have I told you about my idea that there should be a musical called The Sound Of Spanking?
Your spankee-versions of Let It Snow and My Favorite Things have immediately become my number one spankee-songs. There should be a spanker's/spankee's Top of the Pops one day... yeah baby! oh, behave...
Thanks for sharing your creativity... very naughty indeed.
Frankly,
I like the idea of a spanko musical. The orchestra certainly wouldn't need a percussion section.
I'm glad you enjoyed my song parodies. I have a couple more around here somewhere. I'll post them as time and energy permit.
In some (if not all) performances of The Rocky Horror Show, I've learned that it's become tradition to paddle the so-called "virgins", which is done on the stage before the show begins; I've downloaded some really nice pictures of young ladies bending over for such a paddling.
Modern times... they may give us global economy, global warming and the Internet, but luckily they sometimes inspire our search for the old, where treasures that were thought to be lost still can be found. I'd be lost without them.
So, yes, please post more of your song parodies, Bonnie, and indulge your captivated audience...
Spanker - That's so funny! I'd love to take credit for the timing, but I had no idea TSOM was on television last night.
Mister Chairman - Thanks. I just posted another vaguely familiar ditty.
BTW, that was Randy's favorite line too.
Frankly - Gee, I guess I'd never get a spanking at that event! But it would be fun to watch.
I just posted another seasonal song parody for your crooning pleasure.
You would, Bonnie, because you're considered a "virgin", if you're a new-comer (!) to a performance of the show, so you might want to find out if it's performed in your area, and if you're going, make sure someone takes pictures of you bending over on stage, getting your bottom warmed publicly (I can't get the image out of my head of your bottom in those tight jeans, your hand back there... for obvious reasons... nice...).
Frankly - I wouldn't have thought I could qualify as a virgin *anything*, but if you tell me so, then I believe you.
Now that is my kind of music, I personally sang sound of music for a competion one year but it never sounded as good as your version.
Lisa,
Thanks. It's good to hear it from an expert. :)
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