Sunday, December 18, 2005

The (Spanko) Christmas Song

OK, here's one more silly seasonal spanko song parody.

Backsides roasting like an open fire
Husbands tug down your pantyhose
Spanko wails growing ever higher
And wives dressed up in schoolgirl clothes

Everybody knows a hairbrush and a big pillow
Help to make bare bottoms bright
Horny wives with their rears all aglow
Will find it hard to sit tonight

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
With whacks from one to ninety-two
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very spanko Christmas to you


spankergood said...

You've gone, and done it again. "The Christmas Song," (a Classic!), now is, forever rendered, SPANKO! Bless you, BONNIE...for making our spirits BRIGHT! Hugs, Spankergood!

tboneslagirl said...

Is there any other Christmas song that you haven't wonderfully perverted? Thanks again hun

Merry Christmas.. HO, HO, HO

The Chair said...

Can you do something with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?

Anonymous said...

Bonnie, you are so goofy sometimes. It makes reading your blog so fun. Keep up the good work!


Storm Rider said...

Look at you, not only can you write beutifully but you can do songs to!
Now maybe write one about item 52!
(hey looky there it rhimes, thats it for me!)

Lisa said...

How many more carol do you have in store for us, I love all the spanking carols.

rivka said...

lol.. I don't think I could ever get tired of these parodies of yours. Very good.

CeeCi said...

You crack me up!

Janeen said...

I love your spanking lyrics! Hey, they needed revamped! LOL

Janeen said...

The Christmas songs that is...

Bonnie said...

Spanker - Thank you! Here I go corrupting the cherished classics. Hey, it's not my fault there weren't any spanko Christmas carols!

LA Girl - As a matter of fact... Stay tuned for an encore performance by the Spanko City Singers.

Mister Chairman - I've been fiddling with Rudolph, but that song will require some more effort.

Marcus - What are the holidays, if not a time to spread good cheer? My version just happens to have a bit of a spanko twist.

Storm - You're a poet, and now we know it...

Lisa - There are more to come.

Rivka - That's good because I'm preparing to unleash another fractured classic.

CeeCi - Thanks. I'm glad you like my silly song parodies.

Janeen - Hi! It's good to hear from you. I'm glad you stopped. I agree about those old tired lyrics. They do need a little sprucing up.

Frankly My Dear said...

You've become one of my favorite lyricist [with Carole King & Kate Bush] in no time at all, because of your flow, rythm, humour... and the obvious: "wives dressed up in schoolgirl clothes / Horny wives with their rears all aglow / Will find it hard to sit tonight"... makes me want to get married, just to fit the description: "Husbands tug down your pantyhose / Spanko wails growing ever higher".

We don't need Oprah, we don't need Dr. Phil, we need you!

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