 | Backsides roasting like an open fire Husbands tug down your pantyhose Spanko wails growing ever higher And wives dressed up in schoolgirl clothes Everybody knows a hairbrush and a big pillow Help to make bare bottoms bright Horny wives with their rears all aglow Will find it hard to sit tonight And so I'm offering this simple phrase With whacks from one to ninety-two Although its been said many times, many ways, A very spanko Christmas to you |
Sunday, December 18, 2005
The (Spanko) Christmas Song
OK, here's one more silly seasonal spanko song parody.
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6 comments :
Bonnie, you are so goofy sometimes. It makes reading your blog so fun. Keep up the good work!
Marcus
How many more carol do you have in store for us, I love all the spanking carols.
lol.. I don't think I could ever get tired of these parodies of yours. Very good.
You crack me up!
Spanker - Thank you! Here I go corrupting the cherished classics. Hey, it's not my fault there weren't any spanko Christmas carols!
LA Girl - As a matter of fact... Stay tuned for an encore performance by the Spanko City Singers.
Mister Chairman - I've been fiddling with Rudolph, but that song will require some more effort.
Marcus - What are the holidays, if not a time to spread good cheer? My version just happens to have a bit of a spanko twist.
Storm - You're a poet, and now we know it...
Lisa - There are more to come.
Rivka - That's good because I'm preparing to unleash another fractured classic.
CeeCi - Thanks. I'm glad you like my silly song parodies.
Janeen - Hi! It's good to hear from you. I'm glad you stopped. I agree about those old tired lyrics. They do need a little sprucing up.
You've become one of my favorite lyricist [with Carole King & Kate Bush] in no time at all, because of your flow, rythm, humour... and the obvious: "wives dressed up in schoolgirl clothes / Horny wives with their rears all aglow / Will find it hard to sit tonight"... makes me want to get married, just to fit the description: "Husbands tug down your pantyhose / Spanko wails growing ever higher".
We don't need Oprah, we don't need Dr. Phil, we need you!
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