OK, maybe we've done enough memes for now. I present for you instead these new spanking limericks!
| There once was a girl from Seattle with a spouse who she liked to battle When he'd had enough and things became rough Her lessons were taught with a paddle There once were some twins from Tangiers Who laughed at the greatest of fears These ladies did prod A spanker named Rod And ended up rubbing their rears There once was a woman named Kit Whose love of a spank didn't quit One night during fun Before it was done she said I might nevermore sit There once was a red bottomed gal Laid over the lap of her Hal He warmed her just right Then held her all night Who could ask for more from a pal? |
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7 comments :
Those are so cute Bonnie :)
those are too cute!!
storm makes me smile!!!
thank you bonnie for bringing out the "poet" in him!!
Thanks, everybody. I figured it was time for a change of pace. What could be sillier than spanking limericks?
Storm - Why, you're writing me poetry! I couldn't even get Randy to do that. Wind, you lucky gal.
There just aren't too many good words that rhyme with Bonnie...
Spanker - Thanks. Here's yet another gentleman writing poetry for me. Had I known I'd get this reaction, I would have posted limericks long ago!
The only real rhymes I ever found are my poetic relatives - Connie, Donny, Johnny, Lonnie, and Ronny. If I want to depict my own adventures in verse, I'll have to either bury my name in a line or adopt a nom de plume.
Can't pass up a good challenge. Hope it's not too late . . .
There once was a spanker named Randy,
Who loved his sweet Bonnie like candy.
They never did fight,
Though he spanked her all night,
Which his Bonnie thought was just dandy!
"she said I might nevermore sit" that's brilliant, Bonnie! Just the pure rhythm of it...
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