Faster than a speeding bonnet. More powerful than a Lomotil. Able to leap tall bedding in a single bound. It's a nerd! It's pain! No, it's Keyword Chaos.
- spanking prosthesis - Forget the hook, make mine a flogger!
- spanked humor - When the cane broke, the tip flew out of the open window
- butt plug panty girdle bra - Packing for a trip to latex hell?
- dogging stories - Honey, have you seen my bat?
- Texas spanko - I wonder if the bottoms are bigger too?
- bratting and cyber spanks - I'll tell you a secret about cyber-spanks: They don't hurt!
- bikini girls spanking each other - Now available for a limited time on two DVDs
- serious spanking - Leave the rubber chicken at home
- spanking cotton panties - It works better if you put the woman inside first
- oatmeal spanking - I thought Quakers were non-violent
- doggy style position tutorial - C'mon, how hard can it be? Dogs do it!
- spank married - No pre-marital spanking here, this is the Bible belt!
- best spanking position - One where the spankee's bottom is exposed
- butt blush - Commonly applied with a butt brush
- a well disciplined wife kisses her husband's ass - I'm not very well disciplined
- spanking bolgs - As in battle of the bolgs?
- look how funny bonnies face looks - Hey, I can't help it. That paddle hurts!
- appointment spreading my butt cheeks apart - What are you doing with that calendar?
- do you experience penis numbing after a long distance cycle ride - Nope. Never.
- top ten ways to prevent getting a spanking - You won't find any here, at least not any that work
- spanked by magical paddle - Next thing I knew, I was transported to a strange land where everything was made of leather
- the beverly hillbillies spanking episodes - That durn Jethro et up all the vittles agin!
- unusual spanking situations - I'm a member of the mile-high spanko club!
- undressing my wife tutorial - Step one: unbutton her blouse...
- sock bondage - That argyle isn't going anywhere
- snow torture bare bottom - Brrrrrr!
- small waist, wide hips, big bubble butt - You rang?
- ritualistic spankings - Well, dear, what shall we sacrifice tonight?
- paddle wedgie pictures - That's about as far up as it's going to go
- orange barrels spanking story - How many times do I have to tell you not to speed through the construction zone?
- naughty girdle gals - Something I never aspired to be
- my tube spankings - I Tube, You Tube, He, She, It Tubes...
- my husband prefers anal sex chat - My husband prefers to skip the chat
- misty blue wedgie - It's the new drink sensation!
- intercourse + dating - I believe it works better if you do them in the opposite order
- instant spankings - Just add leather
- I love panty lines - Who says people don't support causes any more?
- how to make love to a female bottom - You'll improve your chances considerably if you start by talking with the bottom's owner
- homemade spanking - Just like mama used to give
- her grateful spanking - Administered by those far-out hippies, the spankheads
- have you seen a spanking? - Why? Is there one missing?
- gluteus maximus cream enhancements - I call it ICE CREAM!
- free bare ass bottom stockings nylon flogging - Free range spanko?
- fine bottom licking spanking - Tastes just like chicken...
- cuckoo caning video - I'm cuckoo for caning!
- charity spanking - C'mon, hon, it's for a good cause!
8 comments :
paddle wedgie pictures - That's about as far up as it's going to go
Oh I don't know,bet I could get it to go farther!Yes I know thats evil,but it's Lisa's fault she has poisoned me!
Very very funny, It added a chuckle to the start of my day. Thanks Bonnie.
opb
ROTLF, Bonnie!!!
*hugs*
Tigger
Very funny Bonnie, thanks.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Absolutely amazing! lol How do people come up with this stuff? Too funny :)
~Hugs
I have always loved keyword chaos. I have been thinking about doing something similar for my blog, would you have any objections?
Edward - You and Randy seem to think a lot alike. As for blaming dear Lisa, I know better...
OPB - You're quite welcome. I think we need a little silliness around here every so often.
Tigger - Thanks!
Paul - I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Maggie - I often wonder that myself. What were they thinking? I guess we'll never know, but it's fun to speculate.
Griz - Please help yourself. I'll bet you and gg have some excellent search words!
Hilarious as usual, Bonnie! I especially loved this one-- "gluteus maximus cream enhancements - I call it ICE CREAM!"------what a hoot.
Hugs,
Kallisto
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