Sunday, April 10, 2022

Keyword Chaos: Spring Cleaning Edition


Here are some keywords that people used to find MBS with our reactions.
  • a well spanked wife – OK, fine, now how are we going to get back up there?

  • big booty pear – I've aged like a fine wine, pear wine that is

  • brat tamer phrases – For my next trick, I'll put my head in her mouth

  • breakfast near mbs – In this virtual world, everything is close to everything else

  • butt follies – Bring on the dancing girls

  • cartoon spanking scene – They hold parties on the kinky side of Toontown

  • celebrities who were spanked – I'd rather hear about celebrities who are spanked today

  • cheerleader paddling – It's a wonder anyone goes out for that squad

  • comic book spanking – Least effective implement

  • cute safe words – Owee wowee

  • diaper position quizzes – Not a good time for questions

  • different spanking positions – Molting ostrich is really different

  • famous spankings – The swat heard round the world

  • how to formally spank your wife – Step one: get out the good china

  • how to give yourself a spanking – I tease my husband

  • how to spank a brat – Toss it in a bun and slap it with mustard

  • i love my cane marks – Take a picture to help you remember

  • longastinos – You're now officially lost on the internet

  • maintenance spanking stories – A good spanking story can use an occasional sprucing up

  • mature butt crack – No, you may not have it declared a national historic landmark

  • pharaoh spank – Just in time for Passover

  • pinocchio spanking – Bad day for little bark britches

  • rapid fire spanking – Hard and fast builds pains that last

  • romantic spank – He whacked me with the flower stems!

  • rude spanking – Give me some sort of warning before you start smacking!

  • simply spankings – No sense making this difficult

  • spank my ass – Is there really no one else who can take care of this?

  • spank my wife – Spank your own wife

  • spankbuzz – We call that subspace

  • spankee hand – Use that hand to hold on tight

  • spanking competition – Our next event will be the motivated high jump

  • spanking cowboys – Another night in the wild, wild west

  • spanking games for couples – Have you tried croquet? The mallet handle is a formidable implement

  • spanking in paradise – Great title for a story or a blog

  • spanking in underwear – Are those my panties?

  • spanking lineup – A murderers row of implements displayed on the bed

  • spanking machine stories – Wait! What does the manual say?

  • spanking musical – Backside Story? Beauty and the Beats? Spankalot?

  • spanking restaurant – Hard Swat CafĂ©?

  • spanking souse – Nope, way too gross

  • spanking threat – If you don't spank me, I'll pester you all night

  • spanking tv – Wait until you see the decorating show

  • spanking university – I want to major in spanko law

  • straddling the leg spanking – No, Rover, bad dog!

  • the woodshed restaurant menu – Reminds me of this post

  • traditional discipline – The stuff dreams are made from, nightmares too

  • undercover spanko – Wouldn't this be easier if we turned on the light

  • used for spanking – Second hand implements for sale, one owner, low mileage

  • what is a maintenance spanking – Think of it as a 5K mile tire rotation for your butt

  • what is my kink test – Your kink test is to try to hold still while getting paddled

  • what spanking do you deserve – I deserve every swat my husband chooses to deliver

  • when is bonnie's birthday – September

  • who invented spanking – Chauncey the Charming Cro-Magnon

  • wife enjoys spanking – Consider yourself fortunate and celebrate often
Keep on searching!

6 comments :

themiketones said...

Never had pear wine. I've had pear brandy. It has quite a kick!

Roz said...

LoL Bonnie, always enjoy your keyword posts and your responses are always priceless :)

Hugs
Roz

Hermione said...

Molting ostrich - LOL!

Hugs,
Hermione

Erica Scott said...

As always, you kill me with these, Bonnie! :-D

Anonymous said...

Famous spankings, for me when my wife caught me masturbating, I was not close to being finished, she took a bath towel and had me get to the front room. Kneeling on the towel, my pants and underpants around my ankle I stroked away while she watched, scolding me. When I finally cummed, back to the bathroom, she cleaned me up, told to undress. Limp and being spanked back to the frontroom, she had taken the bath brush and soon over her lap, the bath brush soundly spanking me. I knew I could be heard, she could care less. While facing the wall, wanting to rub, a neighbor lady dropped in, heard the sound and said very good, seeing me and my red bottom. My wife thanked her and then said to me, tell her, I did. The neighbor lady said it would not be one spanking, my wife said I will be spanked prior to bedtime which will be early. I said please no more, my wife said Mommy will decide, and I just said yes Mommy. Go get your jammies on, I know it is only ten in the morning, but my naughty little boy will be in his jammies the rest of the day. I said yes Mommy and walking past her she spanked my sore bottom and I quickly put on my jammies and came back to the kitchen, only to have the bottoms pulled down and face the wall. Don't feel bad young man the neighbor lady said, my naughty little husband or should I said naughty little boy is waiting for Mommy to spank him. Jack

Bonnie said...

Mike - Me either, but it fit. :)

Roz - Thank you for your continuing support!

Hermione - That's different all right!

Erica - Thank you!

Jack - Famous and strict, I'd say.

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