Keyword Chaos: Winter Edition

Here are some search engine keywords people used to find this blog, along with our reactions.

• a well spanked bottom – is a happy bottom


• adult spanking therapy – Does insurance cover this?


• anatomy of a spanking – Hand, butt, that's about it


• archeology find crossword – Ugg paint grid on cave wall


• best hairbrush for spanking – That depends upon which side of the brush you're on


• big broad bottom bonnie – Who you calling broad?


• black and blue spanking – At some point you need to quit arguing


• blogspot wedgie – Now there's a new idea


• castaways brunch – Tina Louise is dining alone this year


• cheerleaders in thongs – Yes, under their briefs


• cosmic spankings – Dude, my aura hurts


• cowboy spanking – All right, but no spurs this time


• dantes next door brunch – It's really hot in there


• deprecciate – Used spanking implements don't hold their value


• different spanking positions – The splits is a real bad one


• domestic discipline maintenance spanking – Don't make me call the building superintendent


• embarrasing spanking – How was I supposed to know about the closed circuit cameras?


• embarrassing spanking tattoo – When your tramp stamp reads "Spank Harder, You Wuss!"


• explosive spanking – He really lit my fuse


• frilly pink panty spank – A very specific fetish


• fullforce spanking – Not for the timid


• hands on knees paddling – Who made you assistant principal?


• how to enjoy spanking – Do it with someone you love


• mature spanking stories – That would be most of mine


• mbs 261 – That's my new cryptocurrency


• most embarrassing spanking – Wait. How was the duck involved?


• naked birthday spanking – Now it's a party!


• national lampoon spanking cover – That edition came out the month I started college and my vanilla roommate had a copy


• new year's spanking – I want to swat the old year


• old time spanking – He used a sundial


• old west spanking – Why is this saddle so hard?


• opposite of safe word – Hey stupid, is that the best you've got?


• panking blog – In Serbo-Croatian, pank means punk


• panties at half mast – Tribute to a beautiful bottom


• recreational spanking – We put the bad in badmitten


• ricky smarts – Isn't he that spanko rapper?


• self spanking blog – Is that like a self-cleaning oven?


• serious spanking – If I hear one more rude limerick, I'm going to get out the cane


• smartstone – Next gen pet rock


• spank memories – There were a few we’d prefer to forget


• spankbrogs – Ribbit!


• spanking anticipation – Spare us the launch countdown


• spanking camp – I want to earn my corporal punishment merit badge


• spanking cya – It's a little late for that


• spanking day – International Consensual Spanking Day is August 8


• spanking experience – Are you experienced?


• spanking hour – Great name for a podcast


• spanking machine stories – Once upon a time, there were three androids who lived in a cottage deep in the woods


• spanking message – OK, OK, I got it!


• spanking poem – I hope that I shall never feel a paddle made from stainless steel


• spanking products – We need spanko merch!


• spanking robot story – Ease up there, Sprocket, that's about enough


• spankopedia – The Funk and Wagnalls of percussive punishment


• the woodshed restaurant – Think Hard Rock with spanko memorabilia


• tie her up with bra – you wreck it, you buy me a new one


• unscramble brunch – Over easy, sunny side up, hard boiled, soft boiled, or poached only


• wedgie spanking quiz – Q1: who cares?


• what does a wedgie feel like – Pull your pants up over your head and find out


• what is spanko – I is


• why do my pants give me a wedgie – Because you didn't try them on before buying

Keep on searching!