A What Crack?

My husband gets inspired from time to time. His most recent brainwave involves something called “butt crack leggings.” Yes, it's a real phenomenon. I checked it out. As the name rather crudely describes, these are ultra-tight leggings that are designed to very closely conform to the wearer's posterior curves. As you can see in the photograph (not me), it's the closest thing to being nude while still technically wearing pants. Think of it like body paint that's easier to remove.

This was a few weeks ago. Always up for a good experiment, I ordered a couple of pairs. They weren't that easy to find because several popular styles seemed to be sold out. So I was riding a fad. I wasn't sure what to expect.

On Thursday, my package was delivered. I didn't tell Randy that I ordered the leggings we discussed, but I think he hoped that I might. I was curious to see his reaction. He very enthusiastically approves of my wearing familiar, non-BC leggings. I was hopeful he would appreciate these as well.

I collected the package from the front porch when it arrived and stashed it for later. Later came after work. I put on a red and white pair under my long skirt and then visited Randy while he was at his desk and finishing up for the day. I rubbed his shoulders and kissed his face to get his attention. He spun around and stood up. He embraced me firmly and we kissed. His hand wandered, as it often does, to caress my bottom through my skirt. He immediately recognized a different tactile sensation and lifted my hem to investigate.

“Wow” he exclaimed as his inquisitive fingers explored my accentuated crevice. My man was impressed and pleased. Spankings ensued. Two that evening alone! Wow indeed. I wore the second pair of new leggings for our scheduled Friday night festivities, and they livened up our session once again.

I can endorse this new style based upon Randy’s reaction alone. Beyond that important consideration, they were stretchy and comfortable. Some of the reviews discussed tears in the fabric, but I have not seen that problem yet.

So would I leave the house wearing butt crack leggings? No, unless they were concealed beneath a skirt or tunic. There are some things that are just for Randy and me and these leggings have achieved a high position on that list.

We’ll call this experiment a success.