Keyword Chaos: Autumn Harvest Edition

Here is a sample of the search terms that people used to find this blog along with our comments and observations.

• adult spanking hypothesis – I think that the percentage of adults interested in consensual spanking is higher than anyone realizes


• anatomy of a spanking – One hand. Two cheeks. That’s enough to get started


• attitude adjuster paddle – I once had one broken on me. My attitude changed for the better immediately!


• birthday spanking leave – If you need to take the next day off from work, you are spanking too hard


• bonanza spanking fanfiction – Fiction? They already had spankings on that show!


• bonnie has a big butt – Really? Is that the best you've got?


• bratting – The less polite way to ask for a spanking


• butt whoopin time – This must be the southern time zone


• buttplug all day under clothes – What is the attraction of this?


• c&e life in dd – A fine blog gone five years


• celebrities who were spanked – Never mind that. Let’s discuss celebrities who are spankos today


• cheerleaders paddled – The cheer team has got to be tired of this routine by now


• cyber spanking – Much less effective over Zoom


• disciplinedlodger – When did you say the rent is due?


• does your husband spank your ass – Yes


• embarrassing spanking blog – Blue on blue is a horrible color scheme


• embarrassing spanking story – A romantic psychothriller tragicomedy punk rock ballet set against the backdrop of medieval London during the Black Plague


• erica scott spanking – We love you, Erica


• experiment with anal – Don’t you think the white lab coat is a little much?


• girlfriend spank – Nothing better to spice up date night


• hairbrush spanking scene – A sting to remember


• happy spanksgiving – A turkey leg is the stupidest implement ever


• how to properly spank your wife – Pinkies up of course


• i will spank you meme – Naughty meme


• is it legal to spank your wife – Yes, as long as she consents


• maintenance spanking stories – The building superintendent has a hairbrush on his toolbelt


• paddle board punishment – You are hereby summoned to appear before the disciplinary board to face allegations of selling inferior, flimsy spanking implements that break


• paddle my bottom – And call me Bonnie


• paddled in leggings – My husband thinks tight leggings beg for the paddle


• princess kelley spanking – She’s active again!


• self spanking ideas – Set a count, use a long-handled implement, bare your bottom, warm up, spank hard, don’t stop, make a video for later


• should i spank my girlfriend – You’re asking me?


• someones gonna get a spanking – Why is everyone looking at me all of a sudden?


• sonofstrictman – It’s tough for second generation superheroes to live up to their name


• sorted spanking specs – My, aren’t we organized?


• spank her memes – The bottom is a much more appropriate target


• spank human – Homo Correctus


• spank me good – Or spank me bad. Just spank me. OK?


• spanked black and blue – Got to love wearing his marks


• spanked bottoms – Dead men tell no tales, but spanked bottoms tell everything


• spanked coeds – Sorority girl paddlings are a highlight of college life


• spanked in skimpy panties – Pull them down, slide them up, or leave them there, it makes little difference


• spanking anticipation – Maybe that’s what Carly Simon meant


• spanking beach – Did you know that a spanking on a sandy bottom hurts more?


• spanking booth – Here’s where we separate the hardcore spankos from the tourists


• spanking for charity – Literally pain for gain


• spanking for fun – Simply the best way to spend an evening together


• spanking for stress relief – Safer and cheaper than Xanax, but just as addictive


• spanking furniture – It turns out that you can bend over almost anything


• spanking game story – I’m thinking of a number between one and one hundred


• spanking panties – The seat says, “It’s not going to spank itself”


• spanking picture blog – We actually read it for the articles


• spanking positionen – Oh my achingen bottom


• spanking top 100 – New this week on the hit parade


• spanksville – I get sent there a lot


• summer spanking – What? It’s October. No, I don’t want to wear a swimsuit


• theraputic spanking – Just think of it like a massage, only harder, with a paddle


• tv show spanking – The Masked Spanker


• whackula – The Count is in a really bad mood today

I hope that these searchers found something worth reading.