Keyword Chaos: Cusp of Summer Edition

Yeah, I had to do it again. Here are search terms people used to find this blog:

• "aftercare spanking" – I think you have that backwards


• "all spanking blogs" – Our blogroll is not that comprehensive


• "bench spanking" – I just thought they were taking me out of the game


• "best sex positions for spanking" – As opposed to the best spanking positions for sex?


• "big ol ass" – Check


• "brat tamer phrases" – I will need a pistol, a whip, and a chair


• "but sex fandango" – I've never seen that on the dance floor


• "bzoink" – Shaggy, is it really you?


• "cheerleader paddled" – Just like always


• "cyber spanking" – Why is my computer overheating?


• "do i need a spanking quiz" – How bored are you?


• "do you spank your wife" – No, I don't spank and have no wife


• "embarrassing spanking positions" – Squashed arachnid is always a bad one


• "erotic spanking cartoons" – That Goofy, who knew?


• "funny spankings" – But what if I don't want a spanking with a plastic flamingo?


• "grab your ankles spanking" – It's getting serious now


• "hour long spanking" – Are we, like, going to take any breaks or what?


• "i deserve a spanking" – And I deserve a beach house


• "katie spades spanking" – Let's not go there


• "lexan paddle" – Clearly a painful implement


• "machine spanking stories" – Open the toy chest, Hal


• "miss spanking" – We're looking forward to the talent competition


• "my husband wears thongs" – Dentists say we should floss every day


• "panties in a bunch brunch" – Can't wait to see the menu


• "quae nocent saepe docent" – Welcome, Roman spanko!


• "robot spanking stories" – Bad robot! No oil for you!


• "self spanking quiz" – Have you considered a hobby?


• "should i be spanked quiz" – You really need to get out


• "spank diaper story" – Dumbest implement ever


• "spank my wife please" – OK, Mr. Youngman


• "spanked for charity" – I picture a softball throw, like a dunk tank, but connected to a Robospanker


• "spanking experiences" – Are you experienced?


• "spanking gameshow" – The Vice is Right


• "spanking orgasam" – Organic Sam paddles are made from naturally sourced, renewable planking materials


• "spanking sit spot" – Ground zero for punishment


• "spanking traditions" – You've really never heard of spin the bath brush?


• "spankled" – A new term that describes the speckled appearance a bottom can acquire a day after a hard spanking


• "spankmate" – It's like spank poker, but with chess


• "tank spanking scene" – It's like trying to have sex in a VW beetle


• "thong spank" – Another totally useless implement


• "thorough spanking" – He didn't miss a single spot


• "tommy timbertoes" – That poor dude always got the wood


• "virching" – A virtual birching?


• "what is a spanko" – If you've read this far, you are a spanko

Be safe, dear friends!