- "aftercare spanking" – I think you have that backwards
- "all spanking blogs" – Our blogroll is not that comprehensive
- "bench spanking" – I just thought they were taking me out of the game
- "best sex positions for spanking" – As opposed to the best spanking positions for sex?
- "big ol ass" – Check
- "brat tamer phrases" – I will need a pistol, a whip, and a chair
- "but sex fandango" – I've never seen that on the dance floor
- "bzoink" – Shaggy, is it really you?
- "cheerleader paddled" – Just like always
- "cyber spanking" – Why is my computer overheating?
- "do i need a spanking quiz" – How bored are you?
- "do you spank your wife" – No, I don't spank and have no wife
- "embarrassing spanking positions" – Squashed arachnid is always a bad one
- "erotic spanking cartoons" – That Goofy, who knew?
- "funny spankings" – But what if I don't want a spanking with a plastic flamingo?
- "grab your ankles spanking" – It's getting serious now
- "hour long spanking" – Are we, like, going to take any breaks or what?
- "i deserve a spanking" – And I deserve a beach house
- "katie spades spanking" – Let's not go there
- "lexan paddle" – Clearly a painful implement
- "machine spanking stories" – Open the toy chest, Hal
- "miss spanking" – We're looking forward to the talent competition
- "my husband wears thongs" – Dentists say we should floss every day
- "panties in a bunch brunch" – Can't wait to see the menu
- "quae nocent saepe docent" – Welcome, Roman spanko!
- "robot spanking stories" – Bad robot! No oil for you!
- "self spanking quiz" – Have you considered a hobby?
- "should i be spanked quiz" – You really need to get out
- "spank diaper story" – Dumbest implement ever
- "spank my wife please" – OK, Mr. Youngman
- "spanked for charity" – I picture a softball throw, like a dunk tank, but connected to a Robospanker
- "spanking experiences" – Are you experienced?
- "spanking gameshow" – The Vice is Right
- "spanking orgasam" – Organic Sam paddles are made from naturally sourced, renewable planking materials
- "spanking sit spot" – Ground zero for punishment
- "spanking traditions" – You've really never heard of spin the bath brush?
- "spankled" – A new term that describes the speckled appearance a bottom can acquire a day after a hard spanking
- "spankmate" – It's like spank poker, but with chess
- "tank spanking scene" – It's like trying to have sex in a VW beetle
- "thong spank" – Another totally useless implement
- "thorough spanking" – He didn't miss a single spot
- "tommy timbertoes" – That poor dude always got the wood
- "virching" – A virtual birching?
- "what is a spanko" – If you've read this far, you are a spanko
Thursday, June 04, 2020
Keyword Chaos: Cusp of Summer Edition
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4 comments :
These are hilarious Bonnie, and as always your comments are priceless lol. Thanks for the giggles :)
Hugs
Roz
"Spank my wife please?" You don't have what it takes to do it yourself? Do you need surrogates for other things?
You know how much I love these! Thank you for the much needed laugh, Bonnie. ♥
Roz - Thank you for your continuing support.
Bernie - As you see, I get a lot of weird queries. The joke here is that there was an old comedian named Henny Youngman whose most famous one liner was "Take my wife... Please."
Windy - Yeah, if you've got it, there's no sense trying to hide it away.
Erica - You're most welcome. I wasn't going to repeat Keyword Chaos again so soon, but some of the terms were just too good to pass up.
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