Thursday, June 04, 2020

Keyword Chaos: Cusp of Summer Edition

Yeah, I had to do it again. Here are search terms people used to find this blog:
  • "aftercare spanking" – I think you have that backwards

  • "all spanking blogs" – Our blogroll is not that comprehensive

  • "bench spanking" – I just thought they were taking me out of the game

  • "best sex positions for spanking" – As opposed to the best spanking positions for sex?

  • "big ol ass" – Check

  • "brat tamer phrases" – I will need a pistol, a whip, and a chair

  • "but sex fandango" – I've never seen that on the dance floor

  • "bzoink" – Shaggy, is it really you?

  • "cheerleader paddled" – Just like always

  • "cyber spanking" – Why is my computer overheating?

  • "do i need a spanking quiz" – How bored are you?

  • "do you spank your wife" – No, I don't spank and have no wife

  • "embarrassing spanking positions" – Squashed arachnid is always a bad one

  • "erotic spanking cartoons" – That Goofy, who knew?

  • "funny spankings" – But what if I don't want a spanking with a plastic flamingo?

  • "grab your ankles spanking" – It's getting serious now

  • "hour long spanking" – Are we, like, going to take any breaks or what?

  • "i deserve a spanking" – And I deserve a beach house

  • "katie spades spanking" – Let's not go there

  • "lexan paddle" – Clearly a painful implement

  • "machine spanking stories" – Open the toy chest, Hal

  • "miss spanking" – We're looking forward to the talent competition

  • "my husband wears thongs" – Dentists say we should floss every day

  • "panties in a bunch brunch" – Can't wait to see the menu

  • "quae nocent saepe docent" – Welcome, Roman spanko!

  • "robot spanking stories" – Bad robot! No oil for you!

  • "self spanking quiz" – Have you considered a hobby?

  • "should i be spanked quiz" – You really need to get out

  • "spank diaper story" – Dumbest implement ever

  • "spank my wife please" – OK, Mr. Youngman

  • "spanked for charity" – I picture a softball throw, like a dunk tank, but connected to a Robospanker

  • "spanking experiences" – Are you experienced?

  • "spanking gameshow" – The Vice is Right

  • "spanking orgasam" – Organic Sam paddles are made from naturally sourced, renewable planking materials

  • "spanking sit spot" – Ground zero for punishment

  • "spanking traditions" – You've really never heard of spin the bath brush?

  • "spankled" – A new term that describes the speckled appearance a bottom can acquire a day after a hard spanking

  • "spankmate" – It's like spank poker, but with chess

  • "tank spanking scene" – It's like trying to have sex in a VW beetle

  • "thong spank" – Another totally useless implement

  • "thorough spanking" – He didn't miss a single spot

  • "tommy timbertoes" – That poor dude always got the wood

  • "virching" – A virtual birching?

  • "what is a spanko" – If you've read this far, you are a spanko

Be safe, dear friends!

4 comments :

Roz said...

These are hilarious Bonnie, and as always your comments are priceless lol. Thanks for the giggles :)

Hugs
Roz

Bernie said...

"Spank my wife please?" You don't have what it takes to do it yourself? Do you need surrogates for other things?

Erica Scott said...

You know how much I love these! Thank you for the much needed laugh, Bonnie. ♥

Bonnie said...

Roz - Thank you for your continuing support.

Bernie - As you see, I get a lot of weird queries. The joke here is that there was an old comedian named Henny Youngman whose most famous one liner was "Take my wife... Please."

Windy - Yeah, if you've got it, there's no sense trying to hide it away.

Erica - You're most welcome. I wasn't going to repeat Keyword Chaos again so soon, but some of the terms were just too good to pass up.

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