Recap: MBS Sunday Brunch for May 27

Our topic this time was arrangements for a spanking exposition. Here are your (amazing) thoughts.

morningstar: OK, pure fantasy here...

My event would be held out in the country on a large farm. On the property would be a huge house with multiple bedrooms. The barn would have been converted into a heated/air conditioned expansive play area.

The event would start on Friday evening with a formal dinner served by the submissives (spankees) attending. There would be a social time in the great room with selective readings from the latest hot novel, “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

Saturday's schedule would look something like this:

Breakfast served from 7:00 - 10:00

Various lectures / demos would be held from 10:30 till 1:00
some of the lectures would include "The Fine Art of Spanking." "The Joys of Over the Knee Spanking," and "Pervertables and Where to Find Them."
Some of the demos would include "Bare Handed Spanking" and "Paddling."

Lunch would be served from 1:15 to 2:30.

The afternoon would include a time for wandering around and enjoying nature walks for those inclined to try some outdoor play. A guide would be available to point out the spots where good switches could be found - and the how-to's for preparing them.

There would be merchants set up in the barn offering their wares - everything from paddles and spanking equipment to sexy lingerie and various sex toys.

Dinner would be served from 6:00 to 8:00.

In the evening, the barn would be transformed into a spanking haven for those interested in some public play. For those more interested in private time, the bedrooms would be equipped with everything a spanking enthusiast might need or want.

On Sunday, breakfast would be served from 7:30 - 10:00 and the guests would depart afterward.

The "experts" who would be offering lectures/demos and crafts for sale would come from my local community.

As for advertising, what better place than on My Bottom Spanks (cheeky grin)?

WoodSpank: Three Days of Love and Spankings – I would absolutely plug that event!

Six of the Best: I would hold it in Las Vegas on a Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. The hosts would be Bonnie, Hermione, and Erica. There would be lots of parties and booths. Admission would be free and include food and drinks. The sponsor would be the United Nations. I am sure the world would have a spanking good time.

Dragon's Rose: I favor a carnival-style event held out in the country. Spankees would run around in short dresses and bare bottomed. Tops would be armed with their implement of choice. There would be a spanking booth, a relay race, a three legged race, plus all of your traditional carnival games with a spanking twist. Cost for the event would be a donation to the local food pantry and women's shelter.

fB: I think it'd be fun to go to one that is like a State Fair. (I've actually never been to a state fair, but I've wanted to go for some time). The whole fair could be spanking-themed including food, rides, and concerts. There should probably be private booths for those who don't want to be too public about it. I envision and open air venue near a lake.

Playful Little Brat: I had no idea how to answer this question, until I saw fB's answer. Yes, yes, and YES to everything she said. The state fair atmosphere would be the perfect kind of atmosphere for a fun-filled spanking event. But, of course, there would have to be a dunk booth where the SPANKERS sit in the dunk tank and the spankees get to throw the balls to dunk them. :)

Ana: I favor a meditation/spiritual retreat. I don't necessarily mean in a pervertable way, though of course there are those who would come simply for that! I picture individual, spartan sleeping rooms. We would have wholesome, fresh-produce-type meals, simple and restoring. There would be morning and bedtime devotions in small and/or large groups, as well as daily sessions with an assigned "counselor." Reading material, perhaps small pamphlets, would be provided on topics like submission, respect, safety, etc.

Lea: As long as people show up, I don't think too many attractions and activities would be needed. We spankos know how to have a good time all on our own. :-)

It would probably need to be held on one of the coasts. That seems to be where all the spankos are (they certainly aren't with me in Utah). So, let's choose someplace like California, New York, or Florida.

It would be open to all who love spanking. FetLife and the spanking blogosphere would be pretty good marketing places to spread the word.

Michael M: My Spanking Expo would be on a large cruise ship which would move from continent to continent allowing guests to come ans go according to their budget. I would market it under the banner Strictly Cruising. I could have hours of fun with the crew composition, the onboard games and activities and the guests,, but time is limited this morning so I will just say that it would be fun, fun, fun.

Hermione: Mine would have the theme of Downton Abbey, the popular period drama set around the time of the First World War. It would be held in an English country estate and guests would be encouraged to come dressed as their favourite character.

There would be spankings in the kitchen by the cook with authentic utensils, thrashings in the butler's pantry for naughty maids and footmen, formal paddlings in the dining room after a sumptuous feast, and musical entertainment (no formal training or instruments required) and games in the drawing room.

I would ask Abel of The Spanking Writers to organize the event because he has participated in several similar weekends. Publicity would be taken care of by all interested bloggers.

SublimeWifey: I'd have to go with morningstar's country retreat or Hermione's Downton Abbey Spankfest. I have no original thoughts on this question, but if one of you starts planning I might find a way to get there... If I can ever get over my nervous jitters about going public. Keep the ideas flowing!

Cara Bristol: I think morningstar pretty much has it planned. All you need to do now is find that farm and book it. LOL.

Bonnie: My idea sounds pedestrian compared to a lot of yours. Anyhow, I envisioned a spanko interpretation of a World's Fair. I'd hold it at the Moscone Center in San Francisco (Folsom Street runs right beside it).

We'd have to have an international village where representatives of each country share their unique language, spanko customs, food, clothing, books, music, and preferred implements. There would be shops in each pavilion where crafts could be purchased.

One area could be dedicated to the theme, “Spankings: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.” Hands-on exhibits would include a medieval dungeon, a traditional headmaster's study, a 1950s California-style bungalow, a well equipped modern kitchen, a contemporary kinky playroom, and a big, open room where future spanking innovations are on display. I have no doubt the “Spanking Machines though the Ages” exhibit would attract a lot of interested visitors.

There would also be talks and demonstrations by notable and knowledgeable presenters. Our authors could do book signings and video stars/producers could sign DVD cases. Finally, there would need to be a central area with tables and (padded) chairs where visitors could talk and mingle.

I have to imagine there would be plenty of private parties at nearly hotels, but we'll let the attendees schedule those.

Thanks, everyone, for sharing your imaginative concepts. If any one of these happens, it will be sensational.