Keyword Chaos: About Time Edition

Believe it or not, this is the first Keyword Chaos post of 2011. Let's have a little fun with search terms used to find MBS.

• ac repair radio ad, "it's so hot squirrels" - All of a sudden, my kink feels oddly normal


• adult domestic discipline burnt toast scenario - Is that your best dumb cliché?


• alternative to spanking your wife - I suppose you could talk with her


• anyone spank their girl friend friend? - A spanko threesome, how charming!


• bare bottom cornertime torture enhancement - I have a difficult time reconciling the terms torture and enhancement


• best position for caning - Watching from across the room


• black lingerie I've always the adolized - What is that word? Does he idolize underwear? Is the lingerie black because it's been anodized? Adonize means to make someone (especially a man) more beautiful, but that doesn't fit either. So many questions...


• blog so spankable - Me so spanko


• Bonnie spank - Sorry to deflate your fantasy, but I'm strictly a bottom


• butt sex Bonnie - You see what I have to put up with?


• can a robot be programed to give a person a bare bottom otk/lap spanking - No, Isaac Asimov said so.


• crave lingerie - Tossed with angel hair in a light balsamic vinaigrette?


• Drew spends first day of hell as Miss Zoe’s new servant - People in hell just aren't cool


• Fetfest Zorro - You have to admire a man who knows how to use a whip


• Fetlife mytreat Antarctica - There's a party every night, but you have to wait six months


• for what reason would you spank your wife? - Because she likes it


• four hour spanking dvds - Who would want to watch a four hour spanking video? Opera is shorter.


• free bear bottom spankins over the lap - Free or not, still a very bad idea


• free paddled bottoms - Do you ship?


• gaping bikini bottom - I told you I was size 12.


• how to minimize my spanking marks - Don't get spanked


• I had to spank my girlfriend - Did someone put a gun to your head?


• I love my round rump plump bubble ass - Yes, I know, and those queries always send you back here to good, old Bonnie


• I spank my wife for discipline stories - Last time I spanked her, she told me a really good one


• interesting spanking positions - The “sauntering ewe” is certainly interesting, but not very practical


• is adult spanking wrong - Not when both parties consent


• it is “love our lurkers day” - Not yet, but stay tuned!


• my wife want to punish my cock, any ideas? - Yes, ignore it


• pictures of Emma Watson's spanked bottom - She's not that kind of model


• proof that girlfriends need spankings - If they ask, that's all the proof you need


• rufflespankedwomen - They have ridges, you know


• should I spank my brand new wife in public - I heard that voids the warranty


• spank my granny panties - Sometimes Granny likes it on the bare too


• spanking wager ouch - Yes, ouch is the price for losing a spanking wager


• spanking your wife for her befefit - Does this somehow involve cattle?


• unladylike manor - Where all the girls sit with their knees apart


• what does boyfriend really think about my spanking - Why are you asking a search engine?


• women self spanking themselves videos - As opposed to self-spanking others?


• world's worst spanking paddle - Styrofoam is bad for the environment, but harmless to your bottom