Recap: MBS Sunday Brunch for Feb 14

Happy Valentines Day! I hope the warmth of the occasion stayed with you all day long. Our topic of the week was a spanking Olympics. Here are your very clever ideas.

Prefectdt: The track, brat and field events might include...

1. The hundred meter brat dash - running away from the spankers with slippers.


2. The caned high jump - how high can a Top get their bottom to jump using only six strokes of the cane?


3. The brat runaway relay - four brats relaying a cane around the track for as long as they can, before the caner catches up with them and regains the use of his/her implement.

Jean Marie: The opening ceremonies would be lighting the flaming buttocks with the torch. All the Doms would then genuflect. Every top I've ever known has worshiped the derriere.

The events would be divided between sprints and marathons. I'd excel in taking long, steady punishments, whereas I'm no good at withstanding hard, brisk, all-out blisterings.

Events would work up from hand spankings to leather, then wood, and culminate with the cane.

I think the English, who have a long history with this sort of thing, would win the most medals.

Anon #1: There would have to be separate villages for tops and bottoms. Otherwise, the games would go on all night and that isn't fair to the viewers! The athletes would need to rest up to put on their best performances!

Elysia: Here are the highlights of my thoughts.

1. My favorite event would be the spanking pairs event. Much like ice skating, each pair would be scored on both technical and artistic merits. Costuming and implement selection would be chosen by the pair. Scoring would include (a) number of spanks per minute, (b) uniqueness of application, (c) positioning, (d) lecturing (my favorite!), and overall performance.


2. The closing ceremony would include a Busby Berkeley-style show with Doms in top hat and tails and subs in short, flared skirts and high heels. There would be lots of syncopated spanking and dancing.

R Humphries: Funnily enough, I have actually written several volumes dealing with the fine sport of competitive endurance spanking.

During the great spank-off, aka “Whop ‘Til Ya Drop,” sixteen brave contestants throw their bumbags into the ring to see which of them can truly take a whopping and keep on bopping.

In the opening round, they are faced with an extended round of canings which thoroughly tests their mettle as they are subjected to considerably more strokes than a conventional six of the best. Eight contestants courageously go the distance and move onto the quarterfinals on Leather Saturday where they are confronted with a ping pong-headed leather paddle stiffened with a delrin insert, a two-tailed George W Lochgelly tawse, and the awe-inspiring reform school strap. Four competitors bravely struggle through the nerve-jangling, teeth-chattering experience to participate in the semifinals on Wooden Saturday. This time their nerve endings are challenged by a Peruvian wooden spoon, a skin-sucking flat-faced spatula, and a real bad-boy flapjack flipper.

During the final, the contestants are strapped over a flogging horse, secured with fur-lined manacles. Their fate is decided by the spin of the ‘Wheel of Misfortune’ which dictates the instrument and number of strokes they will receive during each segment of the contest. All-in-all, it's not a bad evening's viewing on PPV. In the meantime, I’ll just have to be satisfied with watching the Olympics.

Anon #2: Of course, all of these are partner events.

1. Speed Paddling – Five minutes with the medal awarded for the most strokes applied to the sit spot, with penalties for back or thigh strokes


2. Marathon spanking - OTK hand spanking is delivered until either the safe word is used or the top's hand can't take any more.


3. Relay - Four tops and one bottom comprise each team - Each top spanks the bottom 100 times and then passes them to the next top. The first team to complete 400 clean whacks gets the gold.


4. Biathalon – Each team runs 100 yards, applies 100 spanks, runs 100 yards, applies the slipper 100 times, and so forth.

Michael: I like the cool Olympics idea. I am reminded of the activity scenes in the film East of Eden.

In my spanking Olympics, the beach volleyball would be up there at the top. At the completion of each day's play, as the championship unfolded, the losing ladies' team would be spanked by the winning men's team with the number of spanks equal to the sum of the total score of each side in their last game. The winning ladies' side would then give similar treatment to the losing men's team. In the two finals, each losing team would be lined up and bent over and spanked with the total number of points that the winning side earned over the whole competition.

Thinking of more games in my head will keep me going today, so thanks for the brunch idea.

Anon #3: Well, the first one has to be held in England, in deference to the history of the cane.

I see different events in different settings, such as the schoolroom, the Master's study and the dungeon, with points awarded for decor and costumes. I assume we would have many on this blog willing to participate and/or be judges.

Think all events would be couples, but there would have to be different events for female tops and female bottoms.

I like the idea of bonus points for hitting the proper spot and deductions for missing.

As with figure skating, I'd see some compulsory parts - six of the best, an OTK spanking, etc. The final bit could be a choreographed spanking. And don't forget that the following night, the champions come back to display their best without restrictions.. What would be the spanking equivalent of a double Lutz?

Michael: The swimming heats have always appealed to me. They could be just that. The female swimmers are lined up behind their starting blocks. They remove their jogging pants on command and bend over, legs straight, costume covered bottoms in the air and hands on the block. Their coaches step up behind them, paddle in hand, and the swimmers are "heated up" to just the right temperature for motivatation.

Then it's on to the blocks and the race begins.

The swimmers who do not come in 1st, 2nd or 3rd place are taken from the pool and bent back over the blocks, to be spanked by their coaches for the same number of minutes and seconds as the winning swimmer's time.

I am sure that the competitors would appreciate the warm up and be incented to swim their hearts out.

Hermione: For the opening ceremony, I suggest a display of the spanking traditions of each participating country. Canada's competitors would carry paddles made from native woods: silver birch, sugar maple, red oak and mountain ash.

Accommodations in the athletes' village would have to include plenty of corners. There would be practice and entertainment areas including an authentic schoolroom.

Events would include:

1. Pairs set program - a spanker/spankee pair perform a set number of spanking routines with implements determined in advance. Accuracy counts.


2. Synchronized - two, four, six or eight spankers spank in unison. The real challenge in this event is having the spankees react simultaneously.


3. Individual freestyle - competitors spank themselves. Scoring is based on variety, creativity and bravery.


4. Relay - competitors run around a track, passing a paddle to each other at specified intervals. When the paddle is dropped, the whole team is spanked.


5. Rhythmic flogging - creative flogging set to music. The outfit choices in this event are always eye-popping.


6. Marathon - the last bottom "standing" is the winner.


7. Stadium spanking - traditionally held before the closing ceremonies. Competitors negotiate a numbered course with a series of spanking stations. The event is timed, with points taken off for missing a station, going off course, or refusals.

The closing ceremony could be a triumphant red bottom parade.

Everyone's a winner at these games!

Dr. Ken: The two events that immediately come to mind are:

1. Team Standing Long Jump - a Spankee stands at the starting mark. A spanker, armed with a regulation paddle, stands a pre-determined distance behind the spankee. Spanker gets a running start and delivers a swat to the spankee. Gold medal goes to the spankee that jumps forward the furthest.


2. Relay Race - The rules are the same as those for a regular relay race, except that instead of passing the baton, the runners pass a hairbrush. To successfully pass the hairbrush, it first must be handed from one runner to another. Once the hairbrush has been passed, the person who handed it off must go over the second person's knee, have their runners shorts pulled down, and be given two dozen whacks with the brush. Once that's done, the second runner can begin running her section of the race. Depending on the number of runners in the relay, this is repeated as often as necessary. When the final runner crosses the finish line, the hairbrush must be passed back to the very first runner, who gets to administer the final 24 smacks. Once the last swat has landed, the event ends.

Jean Marie: My mind keeps returning to some variation of that bizarre sport of curling. The recipients would round themselves with arms and legs folded beneath and butts out, like a stone. Someone would sweep in front of them as they pushed off, and someone else would swat from behind, propelling the stone/bottom down the ice rink.

Bonnie: The possibilities are endless, aren't they? Even a simple concept like warming up takes on a whole new significance when spankos get involved. I loved reading everyone's ideas. Here are a few of mine:

1. Why couldn't Jokari be an Olympic sport?


2. How about ping-pong without the little white ball?


3. Or maybe canoeing without the canoes?


4. Cricket is another sport that could be easily modified for our spanking Olympics


5. Spanko-Roman wrestling would surely be a crowd favorite


6. Then there's the always popular brat steeplechase


7. A paddle-toss would fit somewhere between the discus and the hammer-throw


8. The equestrian events would be much more challenging if the crops were applied to the seats of human contestants beforehand


9. Does anyone else remember that event where gymnasts danced with a long ribbon-like streamer? Now imagine replacing it with with a long leather strap


10. The spanktathalon is sure to be a highlight

On a related note, Randy wants to buy me one of those form-fitting bodysuits worn by the women lugers. They look hot to me (and not in a good way!), but if he finds one, I will wear it for play.

Who knew the Olympics could be so spanko? :D

Thanks, everybody, and see you next week!