Keyword Chaos: Writer's Block Edition

Keyword Chaos strikes again. Here are some search phrases that somehow brought people to MBS.

• different tickling positions - Really, who knew?


• discipline bride, spanking, sex - Though not necessarily in that order


• doggy style punishment - Please don't hit me on the nose with a newspaper


• even though you're adult spanking is still possible - It's more than just possible


• family paddling discipline wife - The family that flays together stays together


• free lessons on how to spank your wife - Where's Arthur Murray when we need him?


• homemade thong brush spanking - I wonder which part is homemade?


• how to spank without damaging skin - Consider a cold shower


• how to stop the wooden paddle of bakers to burn - Don't use it as a spanking implement


• I must spank my wife - You really need to just ignore those voices in your head


• kinky progressive girl commercial - You'll need a trampoline, a pogo stick, and a bushel basket of turnips


• Mandy skirts up panties down spanking stories - It's got to be Mandy. Mindy stories simply won't do.


• mechanical spankers - Danger, danger, Will Robinson!


• naughty playful little girls adult spanking - OK, let's make up our minds here. Naughty or playful? Little girls or adults?


• pail relief spanking therapy - I'm still not fully recovered from that traumatic trip to the beach last summer


• spanked in her foundation garments - Discipline must be built upon a firm foundation


• spanking beanches - Bean nachos? Beatrice branches? Beat ranches?


• spanking naughty sissies - Of course no one would bother spanking the well-behaved sissies


• spanking shame massage - Say what?


• spanking simulators - I can't imagine that would be very satisfying


• spanking wife types - If she can type and spank at the same time, that's some serious multi-tasking


• spanking your bitch - You leave that pooch alone!


• spankos shoe inserts - There's a whole other world out there


• trailers of first time spankings - I have to think that most first time spankings don't happen in mobile homes


• whack your wift - Oh, hello Elmer


• young wives get bare bottom spankings - Old wives take what we can get


• extended wear butt plug - Another fine product from Bausch and Lomb


• pleated school skirt humiliated - You pathetic piece of cloth! Your plaid is crooked, your pleats are wrinkled, and you're way too short!


• adult pankings - My dictionary tells me that pank is a Croatian word meaning punk. So adult panking must be some sort of messy Balkan age regresssion


• Bonnie's bare bubble butt - For your information, my bubble butt is fully clothed right now


• curing spank fantasy - Cure? Why in the world would we want to cure that?


• did you have a red bottom after the spanking - Does the Pope wear a funny hat?


• experiences of housewives who get still spankings - As opposed to those who move around?


• fun loving punishment for my man - Never the twain shall meet, or so I thought


• I need adult stories about Anakin and Padme - That's a whole different blog


• I spanked my wife - Congratulations and I hope you both enjoyed the experience


• is spanking girlfriend disrespectful? - Not if she likes it


• Kate James spanko - Right you are


• Miss Lucy scheduled spanking - She can work you in next Tuesday at 4:20


• rasta cheerleading spanks - Mon, you really need to lighten up on the ganga


• reluctantly putting on silky panties - The cotton pair gets so jealous


• sex positions illustrated - I wonder what's going to be in the swimsuit edition this year


• skinny ass to bubble butt - All it took was a quart of chocolate ice cream every night for a month


• spanking horse butts pics - Beating a 1500 pound animal sounds like a huge mistake


• spanking stories about bones - She's red, Jim


• spanking t-shirt pants white socks - What do white socks...? Wait. Never mind. Don't explain it.


• Spanko decor - I could totally write a post about Nuevo Spanko Style


• the female bottom is designed to spank - Yeah, that's what Randy always tells me


• what is the spanking present position? - That's where you lie naked over the kitchen table with a bow stuck onto your bottom


• what were you spanked with? - A trailing preposition


• why do I want to spank myself? - Because you haven't found a suitable partner yet


• why does my husband smack my bum in public? - Because he knows you like it


• wif spank - Swing and a miss, strike one!


• Roman spanking - Just hope they don't make you count the strokes