Let’s try some Keyword Chaos. For those who haven’t seen this feature before, it’s an attempt to have a little fun with the weird and wonderful search terms that people use to find MBS. Never ones to leave well enough alone, Randy and I add our comments to each. I hope you enjoy the results as much as we enjoy assembling them.
- adult hair brush paddles - At Tanner Groves, we harvest only fully mature paddles
- adult spanking comebacks - Yeah, and your strap is one too!
- are you spanked? - Uh huh
- bonnie sexy - Thank you!
- bubble butt skiny - Is that anything like Fatboy Slim?
- do massages include spanking - Only if you’re very fortunate
- duck tape blowjob download - PETA isn’t going to like this
- embarrassing situations porn - Do you mean embarrassing situations depicted in porn or those caused by porn?
- errotic spanking - In this case, eroticism might have been erroneous
- four glasses wine mages me wet pantswhile sleeping - You need to stay away from search engines late at night
- goatlist - It’s sort of like Craigslist for the barnyard set
- googd reasons to spank your wife - Well, what did you find when you googd it?
- how about using a flyswatter for spanking? - Our rule is one for pesky insects and a separate one for naughty bottoms
- humping your womans leg during a spanking - Down boy!
- I make my husband wear pantyhose as a punishment - On a hot day, I could totally see that
- jigsaw puzzles>spanking - That might be the silliest implement ever
- kinky spanking technique - Is there an unkinky technique?
- ladies that like`s spanking - I like’s it
- loving couples spank - Yes, we do
- majority male spanking relationships - Just how many people are involved?
- mammy spanked my bottom - I think you’ve watched Gone with the Wind too many times
- my bottom is too - Yes, I suppose it is
- nude woman wearing butt plug - If she’s wearing something, she can’t be nude, right?
- picture of clowns spanking! - There’s no way I’m getting into that car
- punished for wearing panties - I could be in big trouble!
- pure spanking - Well, 99.44% that is
- renaissance faire spanking - Beware of the sadistic friar behind ye olde turkey leg stand
- rules to be an old fashioned wife - (1) Be born a long time ago
- scottish spanking - You have to admit that those kilts make things mighty convenient
- sex stories boat fucked her - I hope it was a really, really small boat
- shoe salesman panties confession - Ah, a multi-fetish extravaganza
- slovakia spanking films - I Left My Heart in Bratislava
- sotires of spankings - Snow tires? So tired? Sot ire?
- spank bare bottom memory - How could one forget?
- spank my thong - I prefer my spanks on either side
- spank that fat butt - Who you callin’ fat?
- spank your amateur girl - As opposed to a professional girl?
- spank? - Yes, please
- spanked buttplug footed jimmies - OK, to each his own
- spanked for not wearing sensible shoes - I have to think that’s its own punishment
- spankie spank time - Does anybody know what time it is?
- spanking a pisces woman - Get one fresh fifteen pound cod…
- spanking addict - Hey, I’m trying to cut back!
- spanking inocent looking girls - Looks can be deceiving
- spanking my girlfriend diapered - It works much better if you take that bulky thing off
- spanking shame - It’s a shame when it doesn’t happen
- spanking that arouses - For me, that would be all of them
- spanking with a belt side effects - Side effects may include redness, bruising, discomfort, difficulty sitting, and increased sexual appetite; If you experience a spanking that lasts longer than four hours, see your doctor immediately as it may be a symptom of a more serious condition
- what else goes with birthday spankings - Scented massage oil, candles, vibrator, scarves…
- who likes spanking - I do! I do!
- why practice domestic discipline - Because practice makes perfect
9 comments :
LOL :-D How do you find out how people find you?
Bonnie, I love them all, but ye olde turkey leg stand conjures up quite an image!
Hugs,
Hermione
Forsooth, Hermione stole my favourite one! LOL (Spanko AND RenFest geek; my parents would be so proud . . . .)
Your deadpan responses to those whimsically spelled and punctuated search terms reminded me of Lynn Truss. (ie, Seeing a sign that read Pupil's Entrance, she commented "must be a very exclusive school.")
~MissyH
do massages include spanking -is that what they mean by a happy ending?
duck tape blowjob download -Can't imagine the ducks are terribly thrilled at this, either.
renaissance faire spanking -what the stocks are Really for! (and, have seen spankings while there...)
why practice domestic discipline-because you still aren't doing it right...
Thank you! I'll be laughing about some of these the rest of the day.
Keagen - I use Google Analytics. There's a little bit of code you include in your template and it collects all sorts of interesting statistics. It's a great way to learn more about who visits your blog and what they like.
Hermione - To give credit where credit is due, that gag was Randy's. We laughed about it too.
Missy - I marvel at what great jokes MBS readers casually hand to me. I couldn't think up material as funny and outlandish as some of these query phrases.
Angie - Often times, we come up with competing responses and try to pick the best one. Sometime, just for fun, I should list ones we rejected as too obscure, too tasteless, or too complicated.
Ashley - You're very welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed Keyword Chaos.
These are all hilarious, I loved 'spanking with a belt side effects' - I think every belt from now on should come with a warning label like they use on medicine lol!
Thanks for sharing!
Mrs M
Laughing my ass off! How do you track that? Get the results? Amazing...
Mrs. M. - I'd love to see that! Such a notice would certainly remind the reluctant spanker that belts are just as useful when the pants are down!
Craig - You can find out all sorts of interesting information about your readers by installing a counter. I use Google Analytics, but there are many others that are helpful, easy, and free. It requires adding some code to your blog's template, but I doubt you would have any trouble with that.
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