Campaign Time - Spanko Style

For those readers outside of the United States, what follows may not make such sense. I ask your kind patience as we work through this quadrennial distraction. If we're lucky, perhaps something good will come from it.

I just couldn't let election season pass without at least once adding a spanko spin. I chose to examine that venerable institution, the political slogan. I wondered if perhaps some of the more popular ones could be corrupted ever so gently to add a spanking theme. How about these chestnuts?

A lickin' for every butt Don't change horsewhips in midstream I like Ice It's the bottom of me, stupid Stinging again in America Tippecanoe and paddle too Better red than dead The whack stops here Pains we can believe in (New for '08)

Have you any favorites you'd like to share?