Keyword Chaos Retread

Once again, it's time to dig into those oddball phrases that somehow bring folks here to MBS.

• spanking the wife - It sounds like a chore, as in "mowing the lawn"


• midget spanking and sex - Short people are entitled to a little fun too


• perfekt spanking - That's more than I can say for your spelling


• caning pony girls bottoms - No, no, no! Get your fantasies straight. Use the cane for English schoolgirls. Ponies get the crop!


• cyber spanking - The blog police are getting strict these days


• how many spanks should be given when using a hairbrush? - That depends upon how you use it and what you hope to accomplish


• painful spanking implements - In my experience, that would be most of them


• wooden paddles spank - Paddles don't spank people. People spank people.


• cowboy love spanking stories - Tarzan love bondage stories


• crush on adam clayton - I'll bet they were confused when they arrived here


• how often do you cane your wife - Or have you stopped beating her?


• my husband darling honey boss powerful cruel instructed me - We need a scorecard to figure out all of the action in this query


• pull down your pants and bend over - There's nothing like the direct approach


• no way to sit without skirt - After you lose your skirt, it's a little late for modesty


• adult foreplay punishment - So which is it?


• automated machine discipline spanking fantasies - Asimov must be spinning about now


• bare bottom in just the right place good for spanking - Wouldn't it be easier to simply bare the entire thing?


• bound and spanked in diapers - Whatever, dude


• butt-plug diy - There are some things that are better not made at home


• canabulism in africa - That's a lot like what you do to the English language


• dog style spanking - I'm picturing a lot of heavy mastication


• eneama lady - I always liked that song, "Girl from Eneama"


• f/m otk otk otk - Pressing the elevator call button multiple times will NOT make it arrive any sooner


• federation for wobbly bottoms - Great Caesar's ghost! They've organized.


• spanked by my husband dressed as a naughty schoolgirl - Who knew they made knee socks that size?


• funny spanking porno doggy - This sounds like an adult variant of monkey-cam


• getting someone spanking - For just $39.95, you can sent your favorite couple our famous spanko starter kit including paddle, crop, scented oils, and a blindfold


• grab cheerleaders boobs - Not a good plan. Go back, sit down, and think some more


• Hermione spanking story - I hope you're talking about the blogger and not the underage wizard


• home made spankings - Doesn't it just make you feel all nice and toasty warm?


• husband spanking wife slup - Try aiming for her bottom - it works much better


• I am not lesbian but I fantasize about being spanked otk by older women - Do the letters T-M-I hold any significance for you? This is a search engine, not Dear Abby


• I love bikinis - I have no doubt you look simply stunning in your Brazilian tanga.


• lady godiva spank - Hey, don't mess with my chocolate connection!


• master spank granny - You never know... Granny might just enjoy it


• my bootm smarts - He's good at starting his computer


• my bototm smarts - This sounds like a South Pacific island


• my bottem smarts - Germanic perhaps?


• my bottom msarts - It could be a little known Microsoft drawing program


• my bottom msmarts - Obviously savoring the burn for one extra syllable


• my nottom smarts - I think this must be the opposite of a bubble butt


• open air forest bare bottom caning photo - Now that's what I call roughing it


• paddled by boss instead of firing panties - Please, sir, don't fire my panties!


• panties down arm of couch - What's this beneath the cushion? Why, it looks like someone's underwear!


• panties down principal cheerleader - The principal needs to keep his panties up around the cheerleaders


• perfect female celebrities being spanked - If they're perfect, what excuse is there to spank them?


• photos of sexy girdles - Yet another oxymoron


• pics de pantylines - Hunting the elusive telltale crease


• red sore asses spanked - Once they're red and sore, no additional spanking is required


• schoolgirl short skirt white cotton squirt - Why are these cotton balls all over the floor?


• sorority initiation naked paddle - I actually never considered clothing a paddle, but it could be cute - sort of like a cross between a dog coat and a tea cozy


• spank my butt London - and call me Duchess Sally


• spanked by wife's lover - This sounds complicated


• spanked with a strap on tape - I don't think that's what they usually strap on


• spanked with wet bottom - OK, this might be the strangest implement ever


• spanking adult discipline therapist wisconsin - Oh, those wacky cheeseheads!


• spanking bloopers - Spanker's note to self: Don't apply oil with paddle hand


• spanking clothes off - It's much easier to just pull them off


• spanking curvy women in string bikinis - Yeah, in your dreams


• spanking game hockey bottom - So which end of the stick do we use?


• spanking with nylon panties down - Once they're down, it doesn't much matter what the panties are made from, right?


• unconverted spanking positions - Say what?


• virutal bottom spanking - Now available for the Wii


• what is kinkier than BDSM? - Why, BDSM at the rodeo, of course


• women wearing panties in mainstream movies - I imagine most of them do


• my spanking inside panties - I'm sorry, but there's only room for one in here