Monday, July 07, 2008

Keyword Chaos Retread


Once again, it's time to dig into those oddball phrases that somehow bring folks here to MBS.
  • spanking the wife - It sounds like a chore, as in "mowing the lawn"

  • midget spanking and sex - Short people are entitled to a little fun too

  • perfekt spanking - That's more than I can say for your spelling

  • caning pony girls bottoms - No, no, no! Get your fantasies straight. Use the cane for English schoolgirls. Ponies get the crop!

  • cyber spanking - The blog police are getting strict these days

  • how many spanks should be given when using a hairbrush? - That depends upon how you use it and what you hope to accomplish

  • painful spanking implements - In my experience, that would be most of them

  • wooden paddles spank - Paddles don't spank people. People spank people.

  • cowboy love spanking stories - Tarzan love bondage stories

  • crush on adam clayton - I'll bet they were confused when they arrived here

  • how often do you cane your wife - Or have you stopped beating her?

  • my husband darling honey boss powerful cruel instructed me - We need a scorecard to figure out all of the action in this query

  • pull down your pants and bend over - There's nothing like the direct approach

  • no way to sit without skirt - After you lose your skirt, it's a little late for modesty

  • adult foreplay punishment - So which is it?

  • automated machine discipline spanking fantasies - Asimov must be spinning about now

  • bare bottom in just the right place good for spanking - Wouldn't it be easier to simply bare the entire thing?

  • bound and spanked in diapers - Whatever, dude

  • butt-plug diy - There are some things that are better not made at home

  • canabulism in africa - That's a lot like what you do to the English language

  • dog style spanking - I'm picturing a lot of heavy mastication

  • eneama lady - I always liked that song, "Girl from Eneama"

  • f/m otk otk otk - Pressing the elevator call button multiple times will NOT make it arrive any sooner

  • federation for wobbly bottoms - Great Caesar's ghost! They've organized.

  • spanked by my husband dressed as a naughty schoolgirl - Who knew they made knee socks that size?

  • funny spanking porno doggy - This sounds like an adult variant of monkey-cam

  • getting someone spanking - For just $39.95, you can sent your favorite couple our famous spanko starter kit including paddle, crop, scented oils, and a blindfold

  • grab cheerleaders boobs - Not a good plan. Go back, sit down, and think some more

  • Hermione spanking story - I hope you're talking about the blogger and not the underage wizard

  • home made spankings - Doesn't it just make you feel all nice and toasty warm?

  • husband spanking wife slup - Try aiming for her bottom - it works much better

  • I am not lesbian but I fantasize about being spanked otk by older women - Do the letters T-M-I hold any significance for you? This is a search engine, not Dear Abby

  • I love bikinis - I have no doubt you look simply stunning in your Brazilian tanga.

  • lady godiva spank - Hey, don't mess with my chocolate connection!

  • master spank granny - You never know... Granny might just enjoy it

  • my bootm smarts - He's good at starting his computer

  • my bototm smarts - This sounds like a South Pacific island

  • my bottem smarts - Germanic perhaps?

  • my bottom msarts - It could be a little known Microsoft drawing program

  • my bottom msmarts - Obviously savoring the burn for one extra syllable

  • my nottom smarts - I think this must be the opposite of a bubble butt

  • open air forest bare bottom caning photo - Now that's what I call roughing it

  • paddled by boss instead of firing panties - Please, sir, don't fire my panties!

  • panties down arm of couch - What's this beneath the cushion? Why, it looks like someone's underwear!

  • panties down principal cheerleader - The principal needs to keep his panties up around the cheerleaders

  • perfect female celebrities being spanked - If they're perfect, what excuse is there to spank them?

  • photos of sexy girdles - Yet another oxymoron

  • pics de pantylines - Hunting the elusive telltale crease

  • red sore asses spanked - Once they're red and sore, no additional spanking is required

  • schoolgirl short skirt white cotton squirt - Why are these cotton balls all over the floor?

  • sorority initiation naked paddle - I actually never considered clothing a paddle, but it could be cute - sort of like a cross between a dog coat and a tea cozy

  • spank my butt London - and call me Duchess Sally

  • spanked by wife's lover - This sounds complicated

  • spanked with a strap on tape - I don't think that's what they usually strap on

  • spanked with wet bottom - OK, this might be the strangest implement ever

  • spanking adult discipline therapist wisconsin - Oh, those wacky cheeseheads!

  • spanking bloopers - Spanker's note to self: Don't apply oil with paddle hand

  • spanking clothes off - It's much easier to just pull them off

  • spanking curvy women in string bikinis - Yeah, in your dreams

  • spanking game hockey bottom - So which end of the stick do we use?

  • spanking with nylon panties down - Once they're down, it doesn't much matter what the panties are made from, right?

  • unconverted spanking positions - Say what?

  • virutal bottom spanking - Now available for the Wii

  • what is kinkier than BDSM? - Why, BDSM at the rodeo, of course

  • women wearing panties in mainstream movies - I imagine most of them do

  • my spanking inside panties - I'm sorry, but there's only room for one in here

15 comments :

Span King said...

I so look forward to the latest keyword chaos. Very very clever and extremely funny. Thank you for brightening the day.

Ellie said...

Oh this is hilarious. I am always amused by the keywords that I rack up but nothing like this! Maybe I need to post more about spankings ;)

Paul said...

Bonnie, very funny collection this time.
Warm hugs,
Paul.

Thomas_III said...

Odd as it may sound, I've had the keywords "perfekt spanking" bring people to my blog, several times. I've just assumed that it was a Nordic or Germanic bastardization of English.

Hermione said...

"spanking the wife" - I really hate that 'the wife' stuff. The variations on 'my bottom smarts' were cute, though. That's how I type sometimes.

I see I got a mention too. No, I am definitely far from being under age.

Hugs,
Hermione (of legal spanking age)

Sherryl said...

"spanked by my husband dressed as a naughty schoolgirl" is she suppose to wear the outfit not him? Not sorry didn't want to resist.

Loved them.

Hermione said...

canabulism - OMG - I Googled that word and got pages of hits. Many people really spell it that way. I hope cannibalism is still the Canadian spelling.

Hugs,
Hermione

Anonymous said...

Hi Bonnie,

This was pretty darned funny. I love your comments!

Greg

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!! Girl From Eneama! Bonnie, you are priceless.

Aren't we lucky that idiocy is alive and well? Look at the mileage we get from it! -- Erica

Indiana said...

My favorites this time were "I don't think that's what they usually strap on" and BDSM at the rodeo. ROFL at *that* image!

Isn't it amazing that people provide you with so much fresh material every time?

Mr Nadz said...

Oh that was so good - I haven't cried that much this year! I had to bail out of this a third of the way through I was crying so much ... thank you! Shame I can't share this with my co-workers ;-)

Hans said...

Lot's of fun here, I always finds these things very amusing. However, I really like the idea of "clothing" a paddle... like a tea cozy or a mitten or something. I think I will perhaps ask my girlfriend to knit us one for our favourite one. If I ever get it made, pictures will be shown... :)

A.S.S. said...

lol... we got a hit for "midget spanking" too. Fun read, as always.

:)
Todd & Suzy

Bonnie said...

SK - You're very welcome.

Ellie - You know we'd love to read about it!

Paul - Thank you.

Thomas - Nah, I chalk it up to the linguistically challenged.

Hermione - Nor are you a wizard, at least as far as we know...

Sherryl - As you see, I definitely can't resist.

Hermione - I'm still wondering how they ended up here. Regardless of the spelling, that's not a popular topic on this blog.

Greg - Thank!

Erica - I can't make up material as hilarious as what collects in my mailbox and my statistics.

Randy claims that as soon as they make a product idiot-proof, someone inevitably comes up with a better idiot. It is these *special* idiots to whom I am forever indebted.

Indiana - I think BDSM at the rodeo is a natural. Where else would you find so much leather?

I never cease to be amazed by the stuff that washes up on my little stretch of cyberbeach. I found all these gems in just seven days of keywords.

Mr. Nadz - I think the same thing about my co-workers. They would probably enjoy some of these gags, but they already think I'm a little unusual.

Hans - I totally want a knit paddle scabbard. It could display a clever saying such as "Remove for Warmth."

Todd & Suzy - Thank you!

spanking hero said...

very nice dictionary for us spanko's

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