Keyword Chaos: Alive!

I never fail to be amazed by the weird collection of search terms that bring readers to this blog. Here are some examples from the past week...

• bubble butt spanking - What was that "pop" sound?


• spanking bloopers - That could easily be a regular feature here at MBS


• girls bottom inspection - There are plenty of guys who would perform that job for free


• girls getting spanked at Wormwood High School - Did you really expect to find a list somewhere on the internet?


• spank lit - My favorite class


• spanked on the bottom - A darn good arrangement


• where can I go to receive an enema followed by a bare ass spanking? - Um, the lavatory?


• women getting there ass spank by there husbands during sex - There, there... Let's not get too excited


• big bottom embarrassing - I am beyond the point of being embarrassed about having a big bottom


• describe your panties - They are white cotton/lycra thongs


• horny spankings - Hey, you stay away from me with that antler!


• little red round bottom - Three out of four isn't bad, right?


• spank the loser - We prefer the term "submissive"


• 10 things not to say to your wife - I don't think I could stop at ten


• back of the drawer panties - Is it time again already?


• bottoms meant for spanking - Randy says I definitely have one


• can woman wear butt plug overnight? - I've never tried, but I suppose it's possible


• dared to wear cheerleader skirt - On a bet, Billy would try almost anything


• effects of spanking on a girl's bottom - Well, let's see... The skin often turns a bit red, but mostly it hurts!


• Erica Scott spanking lessons - She would make an excellent instructor


• erotic spanking first time why - If you are asking why you two didn't think of this years ago, don't worry about it. Focus instead on making today a day to remember


• erotic spankings on tv shows - I don't think I get that channel...


• field hockey strip of skirt school spanking - Come again?


• for some women getting spanked is a sexual turn-on - You bet!


• forced to wear pantty panty girdle - Forced? Were threats of violence involved? It might take something like that to convince me to wear the dreaded "pantty panty girdle"


• free pictures of patty cake wearing panties - OK, that's kinky


• girdle enema expel orgasm 2007 - Yuck


• girls hockey team caned bottoms - Let's review... These twenty girls are covered from head to toe with pads, they're wearing skates and helmets, and carry big sticks. Trying to cane them would be a bad idea


• gives spankings in Cincinnati - Have paddle, will travel


• grizzly pantie bear - Somehow, the bears look less ferocious today...


• hard hairbrush spanking - Our hairbrush is very hard


• having sex with another lady besides your wife - There's a signpost ahead: You're entering the alimony zone


• he spanked my butt so hardly that I couldn't sit - Did he spank hardly or hardly spank?


• how girls wear butt plugs and thongs - Between their cheeks, right?


• husband suck over his knee - That's simply not anatomically possible


• I had my girlfriend spank my husband with the belt - Wait, I'm getting confused...


• I lay across her knee my slaks were removed and I felt the sharp stinge of a cane - Is that even a word?


• I want to express my love to my husband by describing months from jan to dec - If you really want to make him happy, don't talk with your mouth full


• inventory of a woman's drawers - That's kind of personal, isn't it?


• is a bare bottom stapping an effective way of disciplining my husband? - Nah, stapping is useless


• lol nap you bastard, you sold both! - Yeah, and you killed Kenny too


• love pantylines - They're remarkably easy to create yourself at home


• my brother wears a panty girdle - And Mom wears army boots too


• nylon slip is shewing beneath her skirt - Look, it's Ed Sullivan, and he's alive!


• one dialogue invite your first to the disco - We're saving up for a new mirror ball.


• pictures of girls getting wedgies - OK, whatever


• Plug parity - 50/50 share and share alike?


• popular spanking positions - Never mind what's popular. Go with what works best for you and your partner


• sexy girls wearing thongs backwards - Why on Earth would anyone want to do that?


• spank rosebud - And so ends the tale of Citizen Cane


• spank the women's bottom game - Is this anything like Whack-a-Mole?


• spanked wearing no panty video - Apparently, panty-cam wasn't operating that day


• spankees uniform - Now there's a fun concept!


• spanking affection - I do love a good spanking


• spanking at walmart - Always a lowered panty...


• spanking in Second Life - I have it on good authority that virtual spankings don't hurt nearly as much as the real thing


• spanking the weather lady - Satisfying as it might be, I doubt that warming her seat would do much to raise the temperature outside


• spanking thermometer not tonight honey - If a thermometer is the best implement you can find, you'd better wait


• stopp opposed bottom beat game - This proves that you can get to MBS by simply entering random words


• tickle down panty - The tickle down theory says that increasing the rate of spanking for the top 10% of the spanko population will eventually result in more spankings for everyone


• want a sex bottom - Go slow and use plenty of lubricant


• whip spank belt Charleston - Are we talking about the city or the dance?


• who invented spanking? - That was the great Prussian inventor, Otto Von Prügelmeister. In 1743, he demonstrated the first practical leather paddle


• why do I get so aroused when my husband spanks me? - Perhaps you genuinely enjoy the experience