More Keyword Chaos

I am always surprised by the variety of search terms that bring readers to this blog. Many, it would seem, have little to do with a spanko blog. Others are simply humorous. Here's a new sample.

• lets get real kinky tonight he whispered - "All right, this time YOU wear the gorilla suit"


• spanked girdle - Girdles are very uncomfortable, but spanking them won't help


• sssspanking - Snakeskin flogger anyone?


• sorority hell paddling - In hell, sororities aren't allowed to play with paddles


• diy bondage - Save those twist-ties and bottle caps!


• domestic discipline knee socks - Say what?


• giving a fashion spanking - Leather is hot this season


• horny moths - Entomology is sexy


• whore inserted blogs - A novel use for a blog


• spanking tourism - This could be a million dollar idea


• beautiful naked bonnie - Nice try


• hippie spanking - Dude! Is this your, like, whippy thingy? Groovy...


• ghost spankings - "Honey, what's with the sheet?"


• spanking is healthy - You know, I do feel pretty good


• gagging panties - At this point, you might want to pull your underwear down a bit


• embarrassing wedgie ass spank ice - Perhaps they're commemorating the sinking of the Titanic


• spankos shoe inserts - For a taller, more confident spanko


• professional spanking - When spanking is too important to be left to amateurs


• paddle butt plug - It's a whipped topping, it's a floor wax!


• how to become a spankee - Step one: Bend over...


• spanked by cheerleader - Don't make me use this pom-pom


• lucy spanked - ...And this is for being a fussbudget


• tying date to bedposts - It might be better to start with a kiss


• naming a submissive - I dub thee "Wench"