Friday, June 09, 2006

Billboard with a Wiggle


Now that summer vacation has arrived, I see lots of young women who make a curious fashion choice. They have words emblazoned across the seat of their shorts. Some bottoms feature a brand name. Some display an alluring word such as "Sexy." Still others are decorated with letters signifying a college or sorority. To my mind, this advertisement means either "Look at my bottom," or "Since you're looking anyway, here's what I have to say..."

Carrying the concept a bit farther, I see shorts as the ideal medium for delivering spanko messages. Envision, if you will, the reaction that might be generated by these alternative slogans:
  1. Sore
  2. Target
  3. Ouch!
  4. Aim Here
  5. Spanked
  6. Redder Inside
  7. Can't Sit
  8. Love Swats
  9. Tender
  10. Heat Me
OK, it's not the next million dollar idea. But it's fun!

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11 comments :

Anonymous said...

I like it! The simple "spanked" is my fave. If my ass weren't so big and I weren't always trying to minimize it when I'm out, I'd consider buying a pair of sweatshorts and adding the letters myself. But I'll save that for lovelier asses than mine. ;)

Anonymous said...

Cute!!!

*hugs*
Tigger

Anonymous said...

I'd love to have some shorts like that! Very cute and sassy!

Tiggs said...

Hey Bonnie,

How about two red handprints, one on each cheek? (leave it to me to think in the form of alternative communciation)

This is actually a GREAT idea... just imagine how well such things would sell in the spanko community.

Hugs,
Tigger

wind walker said...

personally, i liked "spanked"...

i hate it when someone finds out you are into being spanked & think they can spank you....

Mark said...

Darn, and I so wanted to try out spanking the 100000 girls that might wear Spank Me!

Anonymous said...

Bonnie, with shorts like that around, I'd never get my shopping done.
Trouble is I've never really needed any encouragement to look, an intriguing idea.
Hugs,
Paul.

Anonymous said...

What about a few cane stripes? You can quite often see them through thin tight trousers anyway.. Susan W.

Bonnie said...

Padme - Thank you!

Orchid - I think they'd look lovely on you. :D

Tigger - Thanks!

Janeen - Too many letters? Perhaps for you. I have ample room for a short novel.

Bethie - It is a fun idea. Perhaps just for around the house... No, wait. That would make it open season on my posterior. I'd probably never sit again.

Tigger Too - I like the handprint concept. Men are sometimes not so good at picking up non-verbal cues, but I'll bet they'd get this one!

Wind - Yeah, I guess that might be almost as big a problem as outing yourself.

Marcus - Fear not. Just because the 100K don't advertise doesn't mean they don't still want that spanking.

Paul - That's a good point.

Susan - That would work, but only for dedicated spankos. Everyone else might mistake those strips for having sat on a freshly painted park bench.

DC - You might be right. Any buding entrepreneurs out there?

Bonnie said...

Storm - I've seen that Pink apparel as well, though not printed on the seat. The funny part is that sometimes neither the garment nor the letters are actually pink.

I think it's all right for girls to wear that stuff if they choose (as long as it's reasonably tasteful in other regards). After all, what could be girlier than the color pink?

Anonymous said...

I would buy red shorts with white lettering saying "redder inside"
Or "AIme Here" THere are a lot of spanko's out here - you might make a forturne if you sold something like that ! Try Cafe Press

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