Imagine for a moment. What would popular movies have been like had they been made by dedicated spankos?
Try, for example, these quotes:
- The Shining: "Red Rump! Red Rump!"
- Casablanca: "Here's swinging at you, kid"
- Love Story: "Spanking means never having to sit down"
- Jerry Maguire: "Show me the backside!"
- Blazing Saddles: "Paddles? We don' need no steenkin' paddles!"
- Forrest Gump: "Spanko is as spanko does"
- The Blues Brothers: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tube of KY, half a pack of condoms, I'm nude and you're carrying implements. Spank it!"
- Hamlet: "To beat or not to beat, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the stings and red marks of outrageous torture..."
- The Wizard of Oz: "Pay no attention to that dom behind the curtain"
- Jaws: "You're gonna need a bigger butt"
Yes, the movies might have been even more entertaining, at least for the MBS crowd!
Keywords: spanking, spanko
6 comments :
Except Blazing Saddles would have been renamed Blazing Paddles.
hehehehe... Bonnie, you are too funny! To add to your list, I've heard that "Pretty Woman" would have made a great spanko movie. Richard Gere has that authoritative, take charge, dominating type of persona in that movie.
ROFL.... those were great.
Nice ones Bonnie.
Hugs.
Paul.
Spanking is like a box of chocolates. You never know what kind you are gonna get.
Too funny!!!
*hugs*
Tigger
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