Friday, March 31, 2006

Spankywood Quotes

Imagine for a moment. What would popular movies have been like had they been made by dedicated spankos?

Try, for example, these quotes:
  • The Shining: "Red Rump! Red Rump!"

  • Casablanca: "Here's swinging at you, kid"

  • Love Story: "Spanking means never having to sit down"

  • Jerry Maguire: "Show me the backside!"

  • Blazing Saddles: "Paddles? We don' need no steenkin' paddles!"

  • Forrest Gump: "Spanko is as spanko does"

  • The Blues Brothers: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tube of KY, half a pack of condoms, I'm nude and you're carrying implements. Spank it!"

  • Hamlet: "To beat or not to beat, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the stings and red marks of outrageous torture..."

  • The Wizard of Oz: "Pay no attention to that dom behind the curtain"

  • Jaws: "You're gonna need a bigger butt"

Yes, the movies might have been even more entertaining, at least for the MBS crowd!

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A Nawty Mouz said...

Except Blazing Saddles would have been renamed Blazing Paddles.

Caia said...

hehehehe... Bonnie, you are too funny! To add to your list, I've heard that "Pretty Woman" would have made a great spanko movie. Richard Gere has that authoritative, take charge, dominating type of persona in that movie.

rivka said...

ROFL.... those were great.

Paul said...

Nice ones Bonnie.

Marcus said...

Spanking is like a box of chocolates. You never know what kind you are gonna get.

Anonymous said...

Too funny!!!


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