My dear husband gave me a leather paddle as a Christmas gift. After several rigorous tests, I can report that it works very well. In fact, I am quite pleased with his selection.
When he gave it to me, though, my response was one I wanted to take back as soon as I said it. While I removed the wrapping paper, I muttered, "So I suppose you're going to beat me with my own present." Oops.
Needless to say, beat me he did. The only saving grace was that I really enjoy the warm sting generated by the new paddle.
This episode inspired me to create a list of ill-advised responses when recieving a new spanking implement (especially when it is clearly intended for use on your own bottom). As a public service, I present the following gift-getter gaffes:
- What's this wimpy thing?
- Didn't you break one of these last year?
- There's no way you're using this thing on me!
- Who's butt is this supposed to be for?
- If it's my paddle, do I get to swing it?
- It's too big. It won't work.
- What were you thinking?
- This won't hurt at all.
- Do you use this thing for spanking?
- A flyswatter?
Friends, just erase these from your vocabulary. Believe me. You don't want to go there. Just stick with "Thank you."
Keywords: spanking humor
8 comments :
Love the paddle!!! We have on that looks just like it and my hubby warms my bottom with it quite nicely!!!
*hugs*
Tigger
Thank you! Maybe I'll keep these in mind instead of smarting off about new year's resolutions! ;-)
thanks for the tip...!! lol!
i made blunders like that before...okay, mostly on purpose...
Tigger - Isn't it sweet?
LA Girl - Yeah, me too!
Jade - At least this time, I'm helping instead of hurting!
Wind - In that case, please feel free to use any line you please with my warmest regards. :)
I think you do want to"go there" or you'de not say such things!!W.E.G.
I just had to laugh when I read this Bonnie! Too funny! Hope you had a good New Year. Thanks for all you share with us and for all your hard work.
Edward - Hmmm... I suppose it's possible. ;)
Little - Thanks. I'm glad you liked it!
Storm - If I haven't said them all, it only because I caught myself in mid-sentence. It is a nice paddle. It generates a warm, stingy pink glow.
Sea - :D Yeah, me too. But I figured I'd post the list anyway as a public service.
LOL.. I'm the queen of provocation, so I'm sure I've hit on a few of those in different words - if not the exact same. *g* Cute, cute, cute.
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