OK, boys and girls. Let's talk about the spanko alphabet. Are you ready?
A is for Apple - The color of a well spanked bottom
B is for Belt - A favorite wearable implement
C is for Crop - Not just for equestrians any more
D is for Discipline - Setting things right
E is for Education - We're never too old to learn the hard way
F is for Flogger - Sensual or serious? Only the spanker knows for sure
G is for Grateful - How I feel afterward
H is for Heat - Where there's fire, there's heat
I is for Implement - Tools of the trade
J is for Joy - The result we all seek
K is for Kiss - Show of affection
L is for Leather - The smell of discipline
M is for Maple - Hardwood for hard spankings
N is for Naked - Natural state of spankos
O is for Ouch - Pain is part of the bargain
P is for Paddle - The wellspring of bottom sting
Q is for Questions - "Are you going to behave?"
R is for Restraints - Ah, the bonds of matrimony
S is for Spankings - The spice of my (love) life
T is for Target - That's where I sit down
U is for Upended - How I end up
V is for Vermont - The official state implement is a bathbrush
W is for Welts - The red badge of courage
X is for eXcited - My emotional state when spanked
Y is for Yes - Always the right answer
Z is for Zipper - Where I head after the spanking
Keywords: spanking
9 comments :
*cracks up* Oh, but that's excellent! Thanks for the laugh.
xx Dee
My favorite... Z is for Zipper. :)
Too cute!!!
*hugs*
Tigger
Such fun posts, always a pleasure to stop by.
Very funny and very true.
Very clever! I just found your blog and have put it on my favorites list.
I would LOVE to see this in a picture book! lol
Dee - Welcome! You've come a very long way to visit. I'm delighted that you did.
Mary - Yes, I must admit a certain fondness as well...
Smart - You are most welcome!
Storm - I may have a one track mind, but the trains are fully loaded!
Tigger - Thanks!
Zoe - Thank you. I aim to please.
Patricia - Welcome to MBS! I'm glad you enjoyed my goofy alphabet.
Reader - Now that's a fun idea. Were I an artist, I certainly would.
Miss Kitty - Welcome to you! I'm glad you're here. If you have a thought, I invite you to jump right in.
Jade - All we need is an (spanko) illustrator. Any volunteers?
well done, very amusing. I had several favorites, but then I read Z, the best.
Mike
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