Friday, January 13, 2006

Bonnie's Mailbag: Inside the Spanko Mind

A long time reader wrote me recently to ask an interesting question. She inquired about my thoughts while positioned over my husband's lap and absorbing repeated blows from a wooden implement. My first reaction was to giggle. Think? How about "Ow!" That's what I think.

As I pondered her question a little more, I realized that, even during laptop time, there are some at least semi-coherent thoughts bouncing around in my supercharged brain. To be sure, I don't speculate about the long term investment potential for commodity futures. But my noggin isn't entirely shut off either.

In the name of science, I will now attempt to recreate the conscious thoughts of a female spanko as she participates in her favorite sport.

OK, so it's over the lap. I like that. It's better. More skin contact.

Hands down. Slowly. All right, I'm in place.

Well, here we are again... Oooo, I like that rubbing. You could just do that for a while and it would be just great.

Yeow! I wasn't ready yet! Oh! Ow! Ouch! Wait! Stop! Too hard! Yipe!

Wow. That hurt. I'm glad he's gone back to rubbing. It feels really warm back there all of a sudden. I could get used to this par...

Owie! Not the bru... Eeek! I hate that thing! Ouch! Too much! Not that!

Whoa! I don't know if I can take another assault like that one. Ahhh, back to rubbing. Hey, when used this way, the back of the brush feels really smooth.

&*%$#@!!! That hurts! Watch the thigh. No more! Stop it! What did I do to deserve this?

OK, it's over. Right? Ah! I love where those fingers are roaming. Yes, right there! Mmmmmm. Ahhhhh. Oooooh! Yes, you can take me right now, right here. In fact, I would like that a lot. Yes, please do.

Noooo! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! That's enough! Please...

I'll grit my teeth and make it through on sheer will power. No, wait. That never works. I have to relax.

Ack! That thing is pure evil. Eeee! Ouch! No!

Whew! That's going to leave a mark. Two in fact. It's a good thing I'm accustomed to sleeping on my tummy.

What's this? We're moving to the bed. Oh goody! I feel so hot. So damp. So ready. Nothing does it for me like a good spanking and that was a great one.

Oh. Hello! I know you. Mmmmmm....

It goes something like that.

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Janeen said...

That was great! I have a lot of the same running through my mind right then also, but I never could have described it as well.

Marcus said...

Always wanted to know what was going through her mind.

Bonnie said...

Janeen - Thanks. The question got me thinking about a topic about which I had never really tried to write.

Marcus - This is what I think I think about. Your mileage may vary.

little one said...

That was an awesome description Bonnie. That's pretty much how I think I would describe it as well. Happy Saturday! :)

Anonymous said...

I think a lot of those exact same things myself!!!


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