Thursday, December 22, 2005

The Twelve Days of (Spanko) Christmas


After twelve days of this kind of entertainment, I have to think that sitting would no longer be an option!

On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
A quick trip over his knee

On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Two wooden spoons
And a quick trip over his knee

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three hairbrushes
Two wooden spoons
And a quick trip over his knee

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four leather cuffs
Three hairbrushes
Two wooden spoons
And a quick trip over his knee

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five lotion tubes
Four leather cuffs
Three hairbrushes
Two wooden spoons
And a quick trip over his knee

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six floggers flaying
Five lotion tubes
Four leather cuffs
Three hairbrushes
Two wooden spoons
And a quick trip over his knee

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven straps a-swinging
Six floggers flaying
Five lotion tubes
Four leather cuffs
Three hairbrushes
Two wooden spoons
And a quick trip over his knee

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight crops a-kissing
Seven straps a-swinging
Six floggers flaying
Five lotion tubes
Four leather cuffs
Three hairbrushes
Two wooden spoons
And a quick trip over his knee

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine partners paddling
Eight crops a-kissing
Seven straps a-swinging
Six floggers flaying
Five lotion tubes
Four leather cuffs
Three hairbrushes
Two wooden spoons
And a quick trip over his knee

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten fingers fondling
Nine partners paddling
Eight crops a-kissing
Seven straps a-swinging
Six floggers flaying
Five lotion tubes
Four leather cuffs
Three hairbrushes
Two wooden spoons
And a quick trip over his knee

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eleven panties plunging
Ten fingers fondling
Nine partners paddling
Eight crops a-kissing
Seven straps a-swinging
Six floggers flaying
Five lotion tubes
Four leather cuffs
Three hairbrushes
Two wooden spoons
And a quick trip over his knee

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve rulers rapping
Eleven panties plunging
Ten fingers fondling
Nine partners paddling
Eight crops a-kissing
Seven straps a-swinging
Six floggers flaying
Five lotion tubes
Four leather cuffs
Three hairbrushes
Two wooden spoons
And a quick trip over his knee

4 comments :

CeeCi said...

I just sang the whole song through to my cat and just like when I was a little girl I drew in a huge breath when I got to "five lotion tubes". At first he looked at me like I was nuts, then he got into it and started purring and giving me his little cat smiles. Cats are spankos too, so are dogs, but please, don't tell my cat.

Well done Bonnie!

Anonymous said...

Back to business Bonnie or is Christmas already big business?

wind walker said...

i used to think i was good changing song lyrics...but i bow to the master!!

merry christmas you two!!

Bonnie said...

CeeCi - Thanks! Our cat doesn't seem to give a hoot about spankings, but she stands there and looks at us like we're insane when we make love!

Storm - Don't worry, it's almost here!

Smart - Yes, it's true. My name is Bonnie and I'm a spankoholic.

Thanks for the kind words and for your support. Your blog is one I love to read every day.

John - Yes, I've been hearing that from some of my e-mail correspondents too. It is about time to cut the silliness and get back to the sexy spanking stories. In fact, the spankings around here haven't stopped. Not by a long swat. I have a couple of good ones to write up as soon as time and energy permit.

Bear with me John (and Storm), I promise I haven't converted this into a goofy song parody blog.

Storm - Thank you! I wish the same for you and Wind.

Janeen - You are very welcome. I *love* that picture you just posted. I hope we'll be seeing more of Mr. Cyclops (he didn't even fit into the picture!).

I wish you, Will, and your kids a delightful Christmas.

Wind - Thank you! These parodies have been a fun distraction.

I wish you and Storm peace, love, romance, lust, and joy (not necessarily in that order). ;)

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