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The payoff will have to wait for the weekend, but it promises to be something special!
Keywords: spanking implements
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Fifty Everyday Spanking Implements
I joke about Randy being an innovative spanker, but he truly is. Last night, I bet him that I could name fifty everyday items with which he’s spanked me over the years. As you see below, I won the bet.
Randy’s Fifty Everyday Spanking Implements
The payoff will have to wait for the weekend, but it promises to be something special!
Keywords: spanking implements
The payoff will have to wait for the weekend, but it promises to be something special!
Keywords: spanking implements
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13 comments :
that's a fun bet to win!!
very creative!!!
Wind - Wait until you hear what I won!
Storm - Yeah, it was a garden trowel. Fortunately for me, I was wearing jeans at the time.
Shyanne - I don't think for a moment that Randy has exhausted all of his ideas. He continues to surprise me.
Janeen,
These items run the whole gamut from frightening to freaky to ridiculous. The cue stick episode happened in a friend's basement many years ago. We were there to watch a movie. They had a pool table. The cue sticks came in two pieces that screwed together in the middle.
While the friends were upstairs preparing a snack, Randy decided it would be fun to grab the smaller half and use it on my posterior like a cane. He bent me right over the table. Had our friends come down the steps at that moment, I don't know what I would have done. He only stuck my bottom five or six times, but it was plenty effective.
Later in the evening, Randy made a point of noting in front of everyone that my pants had somehow picked up some blue chalk on the seat. (Sigh) That's why I love him, I guess...
Jo,
Fortunately (for me), it took Randy twenty plus years to accumulate this list. In fact, many of my most serious spankings came courtesy of designated spanking implements (like paddles) that aren't on this list.
For me, the effectiveness of a spanking depends more upon the mind of the spankee than then the actual physical spanking. I've had hard spankings that had no meaningful effect and comparatively gentle hand spankings that totally changed my mood.
Ideally, the best spanking is the one that provides maximum benefit with minimum damage. I see the pain as merely a necessary byproduct of bigger objectives such as bonding, communication, and emotional release. I sometimes wish I could achieve that contented state without the pain, but it just doesn't work that way, at least for me.
That's quite the list...and in alphabetical order too. No wonder I enjoy reading your posts. I'm curious about the 'flag pole'. How'd Randy get it out of the ground? I have visions of "Stars and Stripes Forever."
What? No pick axe handle?
Ceeci: Yep, I got it with Ole Glory. It was a small flag of the type used to decorate graves. The shaft was probably between two and three feet in length and maybe a half inch in diameter. Randy held the flag part and used the pole end to toast my bottom. It hurt more than I would ever have suspected. There's just nothing like fireworks for Independence Day.
Anon - Nope, but he did tease me with a spreader bar device he made.
great shopping list
At first I was impressed, but as I started going down the list I had to sit here mentally going "yep, tried that...tried that...that one too...yep..."
Won't say I didn't get a few untried ideas from it though *evil smirk*
Gotta fill in the gaps by having Randy use a plastic hanger and plastic spoon (oversights, I'm sure). I also recommend he find the dowel rod section in Wal-Mart and experiment with various diameters for added variety. Phone cord (careful to guard against cutting the skin though) and the starter pulley belt from my car also proved to be a surprise spanking find (think dog leash, only rubber so it stings a bit different...conveniently comes already doubled over for easy home application...)
Closet - Thanks, and welcome to MBS!
Rednu - I think Randy has a fine supply of clever spanking ideas. At least he never seems to be at a loss for objects he can use to roast my rear.
We've played with rubber toys before. You're right. They provide a different (read: extra painful) sting.
Thanks for your suggestions!
Just recently felt the heat of the bath brush, Oh my I don't think I want my hubby to see some of these other on my list YIKES. Thanks for sharing your list.
This impressive list assures you that your bottom can be spanked at any time when it is merited, or just for the hell of it.
I was truly impressed by your response to Jo, which in essence are my thoughts on spanking. The spanking solves the problem, gives a release for the emotions, and results in better communication, bonding, and a far deeper and stronger love for my wife.
My wife has not yet started to experiment beyond a few very effective kitchen implements.
lol
mike
Hey Bonnie, any good tips for someone who wants to give their boyfriend a toasted bottom? He told me he never had a spanking before and wants to know why only I have all the fun. I feel for him and I want him to have this wonderful experience, but I think it might prove to be a bit difficult considering he is bigger than I am. If I wiggle a little bit he can hold me, I'm not to sure I can hold him quite as steady.
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