Bonnie's Top Twenty: Spanking Positions

Here's a fun list. Have you tried these?

1. Over the lap at the edge of a bed or couch – This is my favorite position. The spanker sits at the edge of a bed or couch. The spankee lies face down across his lap with her bottom positioned for convenient spanking. For all over the lap positions, the best implements are short paddles, hairbrushes, or similar small toys.


2. Over the lap on a plain, armless chair – This classic position is overrated. The woman must support herself with hands and toes. This balancing act distracts from the more important matter at hand.


3. Over the lap at the center of a bed – In this variation, the spanker sits on the bed with legs extended and the spankee lies across his lap. This position works best when the spanker is positioned at the head of the bed and can lean back against a wall or headboard.


4. The Scissor – This position is identical to over the lap, except that the spanker places one leg over both of the spankee’s legs. This arrangement keeps the recipient in places and controls kicking.


5. Hands and knees – As the name suggests, the spankee is positioned upon hands and knees, typically on a bed or the floor. This position is convenient for both spanking and sex. Almost any implement can be used.


6. Standing with hands down – The spankee stands, bent over, with hands placed on a chair or bed. This classic position lends itself to the use of longer, more severe implements.


7. Standing ankle grab – The spankee stands, bent far over, with hands around her ankles. This is the traditional institutional corporal punishment stance. It stretches the bottom to make it more vulnerable. Longer, more severe implements are typically used.


8. Standing over leg – The spanker places one leg on a stool or similar platform while the spankee faces her spanker and bends over the extended thigh.


9. Standing arm around waist – The spankee faces the spanker and bends forward while the spanker’s arm encircles her waist.


10. Spoon – Most couples are very familiar with the spoon position, where the spanker lies on his side behind and parallel to the spankee. While not an ideal arrangement for spanking, it works for a few quick swats. In such close quarters, implements are impractical.


11. The Splits – This is an odd position that works surprisingly well. The spanker sits cross-legged in the center of a bed with pillows behind his back for support. The spankee then positions herself on her stomach with her legs straddling her partner. Pillows beneath her torso are helpful. Short to medium sized implements work best. Interestingly, the spanker can easily employ an implement in each hand for rapid fire spanking.


12. Kneeling – The spankee kneels on the floor or a bed, often with her hands bound overhead. This position works well for belts, straps, canes, and similar whippy implements.


13. Janeen’s kneel – The spankee kneels on the seat of a chair with her arms wrapped around the back. This position allows for almost any implement.


14. Over the back or arm of a chair or couch – This position is relatively comfortable for the spankee (aside from the obvious) because she is fully supported. Almost any implement is appropriate.


15. Lying on seat of chair – The spankee places knees on the floor and her chest on the seat of a chair. In the case of a rocking chair, the rocking motion can be utilized to enhance and intensify the spanking.


16. Diaper – OK, I hate this one. The spankee lies on her back at the edge of a bed. The spanker stands on the floor and lifts her legs into the air. The bottom is fully exposed as is every other private locale. Short implements work best.


17. Lying flat on bed, couch, or floor – The spankee lies on her stomach, typically on a bed. A common variation places the spankee’s torso atop a pile of pillows.


18. During doggy style sex – This sounds better than it is. In fact, the spanker is so close that he cannot reach the primary spanking surfaces. As a result, he ends up spanking hips and thighs instead. Many spankees dislike this type of play.


19. During woman on top sex – In contrast, this spanking and sex combination can actually work, though aim can be a challenge. The spanker typically employs a long handled implement such as a bath brush and reaches around. Since the spanker cannot see his target, he must spank by feel.


20. The tuck – The spankee assumes a low, face down crouch with knees beneath her. Because bones are exposed, this position works best with flexible leather implements.

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