Showing posts with label spanking personal ad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spanking personal ad. Show all posts

Thursday, November 16, 2006

A Spanko Advertisement

I recently exchanged e-mails with a nice fellow who is seeking a spanko partner. I suggested an online personal ad. I wondered if it might be possible to compose an ad that would clearly signal his intentions to spanko enthusiasts and yet elicit no more than a shoulder shrug from the general populace. For example, consider these phrases:

  • OTK = Original, Thoughtful, and Kind

  • Traditional man has comfortable lap and strong hands

  • ISO SF who doesn't mind standing up once in a while

  • Are you a tender lady? Would you care to be?

  • I'm a gentleman who knows that English Leather isn't just cologne

  • We're still single, let us learn, make me tingle, make you burn
Can you think of any more loaded phrases that might suit this purpose?