Do you remember
butt crack leggings? Well it seems that Levi Straus and Company have joined the party. They are now offering
Wedgie Fit Jeans. Yep, it's just what it sounds like - Pants designed to ride up in back. Speaking as a woman who has spent decades struggling to discreetly unwedgie myself from standard jeans, it's hard to believe that's really their marketing scheme. But as with the butt crack leggings, there must be a market.
Here's the pitch:
Let there be no doubt whatsoever, it's all about the butt.
Speaking of which, such an innovative product doesn't escape my dear Randy's gaze for long. He thinks I need several pairs in different hues (I presume so that he can wear out the seat). But what's the point when practically every pair of pants I own ends up there as soon as I bend over? Besides, none of those models are shaped like me.
So what do you think, spanko friends? Are Wedgie Fit Jeans sexy, shocking, sucky, silly, or spankafreakingtastic?
