First, there were waterproof scuba diving watches. Next, came jogging calculators that keep track of distance and time. Soon after, cyclists got their own trip computers, complete with altimeter. There are now quite a few varieties of athletic chronometer devices.
What about our favorite sport, you might wonder? Well, you need wait no longer. Some enterprising entrepreneur has invented a spankometer!
I can just hear the bedroom conversation, "Well, honey, I'd like to stop, but it hasn't beeped yet."
