Are your ready for some spanko psychobabble?
| If You Prefer... | You Could Be Into... |
| 1. Over spanker's lap | Traditional values, classic punishments, hairbrushes |
| 2. Over couch/chair | Efficient spankings, bare bottom, variety of implements |
| 3. Ankle grab | Painful punishments, heavy paddles, bruises, counting |
| 4. Flat on bed | Building trust, experimentation, naked, riding crop |
| 5. Diaper | Pain, humiliation, exposure, vivid welts that last |
| 6. Strapped to bench | Bondage, surrender of control, acquiring cane lines |
| 7. Leg lock | Physical control, testing limits, intense spankings |
| 8. Hands on head | Spankee participation, scolding, straps and belts |
| 9. Forearms on desk | Corporal punishment rituals, memory making, costumes |
| 10. Hands and knees | Assuming the position, long spankings, wedgie grip |
| 11. Kneeling | Submission, pleasing partner, imaginative roleplay |
| 12. During sex | Intimate spankings, sexy play, toys, red bottom fun |
15 comments :
4, 6 and 9 for me :)
Prefectdt
I was thinking along the same lines, Prefectdt, that this is like a Chinese restaurant's menu and we have a big group for a communal meal, so we should choose numerous items from both column A and column B, and then FEAST AWAY!
My top would be 1, 7, 11 and 12
Hugs
Roz
I think it's less like a Chines menu and more like a bowl of kinky Chinese fortune cookies, or a cheesy horoscope where each thing your position 'could mean' would apply to just about anyone into spanking. Would it be too cynical to add: "If you prefer looking at a chart like this to see what you may be like........you could be into falling for TV commercials, door-to-door solicitors, and Ponzi schemes." ;-)
Prefectdt - I think we've sampled the entire menu, but if I got to pick (I don't), I'd pick #1 most of the time.
Jean Marie - There are no rules with this exercise. Choose what you like!
Roz - Those are all great choices.
KD - Yes, it's goofy. My brief introduction was intended to convey that. It's a parody of superficial articles that appear on Facebook or in women's magazines ("What your man isn't telling you"). I did a spanko horoscope in the same spirit years ago.
1. Over spanker's lap
My wife's favorite - very intimate and conversational
9. Forearms on desk
If by desk, you mean kitchen counter, our most common position
10. Hands and knees
My favorite - absolute surrender to my punishment!
CK
CK - Thank you for sharing your preferences.
Definitely and always - #1.
Second to #1 - #12. C'mon! Who doesn't like that?
Last: #2. But I have a problem with the word "efficient," as I'm a fun-only spanker/spankee. What I like in that position is you can give her a light strapping after she gets the thrill of hearing the belt come through the loops so she knows she is going to "get it," and afterward she is in the perfect position for Heh-heh-heh...!
Anon - The reason I chose the word "efficient" for #2 is that no real preparation is required. In our case, my husband guides me down over the back of the couch, lifts my skirt, and it's spanking time. Sometimes, this even happens during the workday. And yes, heh-heh-heh is always a possibility, as it is with #10 and, of course, #12.
Thank you for sharing your insight!
We have a small island in our kitchen. When my wife wants a short spank she just leans on her elbows on it. I especially like it when she has on a dress or a skirt. I lift and she will whimper because she is expectant of what is next. If, when I have finished, I will stop and she will just say "more", if she wants more.
This can start a longer session with whatever she wants.
We keep one of the paddles that you use with a rubber band and ball on the kitchen table. No one takes notice of it. That is the next level. If she wants more again, she just says, "more". I will then remove her panties and give her vagina a few moments of fingering.
Then we either go upstairs, or she goes into our den while I go up and get our bag of implements.
This usually ends with her bottom very red and a bit bruised, and a great session of general fun sex.
I should say, she is not being punished. If she did not like it, and want it, I would not do it.
SD - It sounds as though you and your wife have a very good arrangement that works for both of you.
A couple of years ago, when we started working from home, my husband suggested that I start wearing exclusively thongs beneath my skirts. Now when he bends me over the back of the couch, my bare skin is easily available for him to spank without the need for any preparation behind lifting my hem. This technique works particularly well for those impromptu midday paddlings.
Thank you for sharing your experiences!
My favorites are 1, 2, and 4. But I balk a little at "traditional values," 'cause that makes me sound like a... well, you know. ;-)
#2 fits me exactly.
Erica Scott - No, I would never place you in that column. Perhaps I should have chosen a term that is less loaded.
Hermione - That one is big for us too.
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