Proverbs: Spanko Style

It's remarkable how applicable these classic proverbs can be.

• A picture is worth a thousand words – In that case, my husband has written an entire library about spanking


• A rising tide lifts all boats – A falling hand lifts all spirits


• Actions speak louder than words – Talking to my bottom does no good at all


• All is fair in love and war – Except spankings – sometimes they are very unfair


• All's well that ends well – Well, my end wasn’t that well


• An idle mind is the devil’s workshop – Like when my husband is in the basement rummaging for pervertables


• An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure – Yes, please, I’d like eight ounces of protection


• As you sow, so you shall reap – When did I plant spanking implements?


• Be careful what you wish for – The story of my life as a spanko


• Beauty is only skin deep – This beautiful ouch goes a whole lot deeper


• Best things in life are free – My husband picked up a yardstick at the county fair


• Clothes do not make a man – Given the choice, I’d prefer to keep mine anyway


• Different strokes for different folks – Some folks are very different


• Discretion is the better part of valor – Shut your mouth when you’re over his lap


• Don’t judge a book by its cover – That little paddle hurts more than you think


• Fools rush in where angels fear to tread – But it was rush week!


• Good things come to those who wait – Is this the line for the restroom?


• If you can’t beat them, join them – But what if they want to beat me?


• If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen – Or the bedroom


• It takes two to tango – Spankings work better that way too


• It’s better to be safe than sorry – Sometimes I’m sorry


• Laughter is the best medicine – Spankings are a strong #2


• Lightning never strikes twice in the same place – But my husband does!


• Necessity is the mother of invention – And lust is the father


• Pen is mightier than sword – The hairbrush is mighty too


• Practice makes perfect – I think we’ve had enough practice


• Strike while the iron is hot – Erica? Imagine meeting you here!


• The grass is greener on the other side of fence – And the ass is redder on the far side of the spanker


• Where there’s smoke, there’s fire – Could you look at my butt and see if it’s smoking?