Monday, July 11, 2022

Attitude Adjuster Paddle

I invite you to admire this very cool, very intimidating spanking paddle that was created by our friend and MBS reader, Sid. He says it's made of oak and measures 15 inches long by 5.5 inches wide by 3/4 inch thick! Whoa.

I have no doubt that a punishment applied using this custom implement would leave behind both vivid marks and a fully adjusted attitude. Sid is truly a wizard of the disciplinary arts! This paddle is appropriate for both OTK and free standing positions. The generous width allows optimal coverage for fuller bottoms.

Thank you, Sid, for sharing your paddle design with us!

9 comments :

Jean Marie said...

Ouch! My first reaction is admiration. The length (minus the handle) and width are perfect to cover both cheeks at once if aimed across the center of the target, or lethally address one cheek at a time. The thickness gives it real heft and gravitas. My second reaction is dread. I like wooden paddles least of all! I'd chose practically any implement to get punished with over a long paddle like this. So, thank you kindly, Sid, but no thanks!

Roz said...

Wow, it looks awesome, but I'm not sure I would like to feel it's impact lol

Hugs
Roz

Anonymous said...

Oh my, that looks awesome! You talk about ‘optimal coverage for fuller bottoms’ Bonnie. That means optimal coverage for my 39”/40” so I’m not about to let on that I’ve seen it! Janice

Anonymous said...

My wife uses a bath brush, she did have it engraved with 'Reminder'. I have no doubt that one will be as effective. Jack

Bonnie said...

Jean Marie - Ouch is right. I envisioned this as a one cheek at a time paddle, but the center strike is also a possibility. The 3/4 inch thick oak construction is the element that I find most intimidating. This is going to hurt, a lot.

Roz - It's definitely a punishment paddle.

Janice - That feature is not lost on me either. Ow!

Jack - Reminder? Sounds more like Never Forget. A solid bath brush is also a serious weapon.

Hermione said...

Sid is quite a woodworker! Thanks for sharing his handiwork.

Hugs,
Hermione

Bonnie said...

Hermione - I'm definitely impressed.

Anonymous said...

I still wish Randy would use it on your naughty bottom.

Bonnie said...

Anon - I have no doubt this Attitude Adjuster would be an effective remedy for all manner of naughtiness.

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