I have no doubt that a punishment applied using this custom implement would leave behind both vivid marks and a fully adjusted attitude. Sid is truly a wizard of the disciplinary arts! This paddle is appropriate for both OTK and free standing positions. The generous width allows optimal coverage for fuller bottoms.
Thank you, Sid, for sharing your paddle design with us!
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Ouch! My first reaction is admiration. The length (minus the handle) and width are perfect to cover both cheeks at once if aimed across the center of the target, or lethally address one cheek at a time. The thickness gives it real heft and gravitas. My second reaction is dread. I like wooden paddles least of all! I'd chose practically any implement to get punished with over a long paddle like this. So, thank you kindly, Sid, but no thanks!
Wow, it looks awesome, but I'm not sure I would like to feel it's impact lol
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Roz
Oh my, that looks awesome! You talk about ‘optimal coverage for fuller bottoms’ Bonnie. That means optimal coverage for my 39”/40” so I’m not about to let on that I’ve seen it! Janice
My wife uses a bath brush, she did have it engraved with 'Reminder'. I have no doubt that one will be as effective. Jack
Jean Marie - Ouch is right. I envisioned this as a one cheek at a time paddle, but the center strike is also a possibility. The 3/4 inch thick oak construction is the element that I find most intimidating. This is going to hurt, a lot.
Roz - It's definitely a punishment paddle.
Janice - That feature is not lost on me either. Ow!
Jack - Reminder? Sounds more like Never Forget. A solid bath brush is also a serious weapon.
Sid is quite a woodworker! Thanks for sharing his handiwork.
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Hermione
Hermione - I'm definitely impressed.
I still wish Randy would use it on your naughty bottom.
Anon - I have no doubt this Attitude Adjuster would be an effective remedy for all manner of naughtiness.
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