Keyword Chaos: Cusp of Summer Edition

These are some of query keywords that bring people to MBS along with our reactions.

• attitude adjuster paddle – Many of us can benefit from an adjustment once in a while


• before after spanking – That's vaguely metaphysical


• blazing sit spots – No, not there! That's the grill. Sorry. Here's your chair


• brat topper – Is that anything like a cake topper?


• can i spank my wife – How should I know?


• cheerleaders paddled – People in cyberspace are very interested in this topic


• classical spanking – Tchaikovsky is always a premium choice


• consensus spanking – We all think you should be spanked


• corporal punishment gauntlet – Just the perfect thing for a quiet Wednesday evening


• different spanking positions – The swingset? Really? What will the neighbors say?


• disadvantages of domestic discipline – Besides the sore butt, you mean?


• embarassing spanking stories – Starts with the title


• freshly spanked ass – Just brought this catch right from the docks


• friday spanking – Our favorite night too


• gay spanking art twitter – Not much to see here, but Happy Pride Month!


• girlfriend likes to be spanked – Served with a generous portion of bondage


• girls spanking costumes – This could be a million dollar business opportunity


• go ask your boyfriend to spank you – If you want a spanking, you go ask him


• good safe words for couples – I think I hear someone at the door


• hand spanking art – More fun for the paintbrush than the canvas


• household spanking implements – And let's not even talk about the toolshed


• how to find a spanking partner – Volunteer at a spanking booth


• how to spank a brat – On the butt works best


• i got spanked again – why does this keep happening?


• i want my husband to spank – Anyone in particular?


• jeans give me a wedgie – A lot of women's jeans seem to be designed this way


• lucy spanking – Even as an adult, she's still a fussbudget


• mature spanking stories – I have stories I wrote thirty years ago


• most humilating spanking – Do I really have to dress as a petunia?


• most painful spanking positions – It's not the position that hurts, it's the spanking


• naughty gets paddled – And no doubt she deserves it


• old time spanking – Petticoats make it all so complicated


• ouch is not a safe word – That would cause all sorts of trouble


• pantyhose spankings – Gives a whole new meaning to the term hot bottom


• please spank my wife – Does anyone remember Henny Youngman?


• regressive spanks – Supply side discipline


• restaurant that spanks – What kind of wine goes with an OTK paddling?


• retro spanking – I like crazed Viking and lusty ale wench


• sit spot spanking – The kind that reminds you later


• some days you just need a hard bare bottom spanking with a paddle – Other days, you feel more like a nice latte


• sorority cheer uniforms – Mixing your metaphors again I see


• spank bubble butt bon – I feel like I'm more than just a thick bottom


• spank your wife twice – She probably did something you don't even know about


• spank your wives – Get over yourself, Sultan


• spanked cartoon – That belt is made of ink - how much can it hurt?


• spanked for clarity – I definitely got the message


• spanked in little frilly lace pastel pink bikini panties – If you enjoy that, then sure


• spanked me right on the butt – Left two big red blotches, one on each side


• spanked my girlfriend behind the barn – It was a good ol' whuppin'


• spanked wife twitter – Don't get caught in the corner with that phone


• spanking a naughty girl – Don't neglect the nice girls


• spanking bench spanking – Is that like department of redundancy department?


• spanking booth – Superman, this feels very weird


• spanking caterer – You can order almost anything these days


• spanking championship – Who will receive the championship belt?


• spanking cya – That will just get your thighs beaten


• spanking dollars – Money collected at a spanking booth


• spanking erica scott – I hear she likes that


• spanking flying robot story – I want this to be a film


• spanking illusion – That paddle seems much bigger up close


• spanking maintenance – I'm here for my 60K mile service


• spanking miserable – Are spankings a good treatment for miserable?


• spanking my woman – Do you have any title documents?


• spanking panties – I have a pair with a giant target on the back


• spanking posses – Those outlaws won't be sitting in their saddles if we catch up with them


• spanking rituals – Always love the dance of the seven canes


• spanking threats – If you hide one more implement, I'm not going to spank you


• spanking waltz – My dance is more of a two step, hop and rub


• spanking yourself – Oh yeah? Well, spank you!


• spankophilic kink – That's a spanko with a PhD


• spankotopia – Been there many times and look forward to going back


• traditional corporal punishment experience – I'm qualified for that job


• vermont country store bath brush – The stuff of legends


• vintage spankins – This old leather strap has a few lessons left


• washing machine spanking – Now we attach this cane to the agitator...


• wedgie spanking – Mean top trick #7: Using my waistband as a handle


• what can i expect when i get spanked with a lexan paddle? – Burning, searing pain that lasts and the sense of being truly punished


• what spanking do i deserve – One with lumpy pistachio pudding and chicken feathers


• wife asks for spanking – She put it on the honey-do list


• women should be spanked – Careful there, Reginald. Consent is essential


• woolen spanking paddle – Scratchiest implement ever

Thanks for searching!