Dead Blog Chaos: Inaugural Edition

Your MBS team is always on the hunt for new features. Occasionally, we succeed. More often, it's a matter of recycling an old idea. Dead Blog Chaos is a variation of our Keyword Chaos posts, except that we riff on the names of extinct spanko blogs instead of search engine keywords.

The names below all belonged to real spanking blogs. If you recognize one as being yours, please understand that our intent is not to ridicule or criticize. The blog name just seemed like a good straight line.

I invite you now to enter the Nonsense Zone as we present Dead Blog Chaos:

• 21 Swats – Blackjack and blue


• A Bottom is a Terrible Thing to Waste – Let's get wasted


• A Desire to Yield – You don't want to be behind this person at a 4-way stop


• A Gentleman Disciplinarian – No spankings until we've been properly introduced


• A Horse to Ride – The crop is all right, but I hate those spurs


• A Little Less Talk, A Lot More Spanking – That's asking for it


• A Professor and Maryanne – Who else could build a vibrator using coconuts?


• A Rising Tide – Raises all booties


• A Spanked Wife is a Happy Wife – I can confirm that


• A Spanking Soon – A vague sort of threat


• A Taste of the Birch – Can I get mine in a frosted mug?


• A Very Good Spanking – Clearly above average


• A Viking Wife Journey – Will I have to pillage?


• Abby Normal 123 Beta – It's a good brain


• Alice In a Wonderbra – Alice is uncomfortable


• All Kinds of Everything – An extremely comprehensive blog


• Annoying Wizard – That Merlin is such a tease


• Authentic Discipline – We wouldn't want a cheap imitation


• Bad Girls Need Good Spankings – And good girls want bad spankings


• Barbie – Now available: the 16-piece Barbie home dungeon set


• Barefoot Spanking Blog – Really? Socks too?


• Beaky's Spanking Blog – What's the bird for?


• Beautifully Tanned Asses – I tried SPF50, but it didn't work


• Big Bottom American Spanking Blog – One of those things we do well


• Blazing Bottoms – It was fun until the fire department arrived


• Boise Discipline Spanking – Spud pounder


• Bottomtamer – The whip, chair, and pistol seemed a bit much


• Bring Spankings Back – Are they on vacation?


• Burning Butts – Don't leave them on the heat so long


• Call Me Sir – As opposed to Mister Floppy Noodleman?


• Cane Dreamer – Sounds like a rude awakening


• Cane in Hand – Worth two on the tush


• Caning Pain – Reminder that's hard to forget


• Caning, Tears and Tantrums – Just another quiet day at home


• Can't Get Me – Sounds like a dare


• Captain Red Tush – Spanko superhero battles the evil Dom-o-Tron


• Carolina Paddler – Definitely on my mind


• Carpet Beater and... Spanking – Those worst part is hanging over a clothesline


• Changing the Rules – When you're OTK, it's too late for that


• Chastisement and Correction – Ah, date night!


• Chastity, Obedience and Discipline – No way, kinda, and I guess


• Cherry Red Cheeks – They come in pairs


• Chickie's Next Chapter – Keep on cluckin'


• Christian Domestic Discipline – Are you sure cornertime is in the scripture?


• Citizen Cane's Collection – Final word was actually "Rosebum"


• Civil Kink – Wow, nice courtroom


• Clover – Loves crimson


• Come Here Young Lady – As if I don't know what you have in mind


• Confessions of a Spankee – OK, so I hid the hairbrush


• Consent and Obey – Yes, and mostly more or less


• Contemplating Quietly, Thinking Out Loud – That second one can earn me a spanking


• Cornertime – When time slows to a crawl


• Corporal Punishment Network – Tonight at 8, Naked and Clueless


• Corrected and Cared for – Yes, please


• Crazy Beautiful Life – All my aspirations are captured right here


• Creating Harmony – C major always sounds good


• Creative Discipline – I think you make me dust so you can stare at my butt


• Cruel Teacher – No, please, not Beowulf again


• Cultivated Discipline – He spanked me with a trowel!


• Curious about Spanking – Go find out


• Curious Pleasures – Life is for learning


• Cute and Spoiled – That's the formula for a brat


• Daddy's Little Lobster – Watch those claws


• Dan Strict – This detective carries a paddle


• Dark Secret's Spanking – It can't be that secret if you publish it in a blog


• Dark Side of My Life – I'll see you on the pink side of the moon


• Dating Kinky – She is remarkably popular


• Dearly Beloved and Domestic Discipline – Are you going to spank her or bury her?


• Decadent Madness – I never thought of using chocolate syrup that way


• Deep and Hidden Desires – Sounds like fun, let's start digging


• Delicious Submission – The chef knows how to use those kitchen implements


• Designing Intimacy – Wanna see my blueprint?


• Developing a Good Wife – The R & D team is proud of this model


• Deviations – Nothing standard here


• Devil's Damned Den o' Discipline – Lucifer is officially banned from spanking parties


• Did I Say We're Done Yet? – You say all kinds of things. How am I supposed to sort them out?


• Dirty Girl, What Won't You Do? – Windows


• Disciplinary Measures – Look, it's the yardstick!


• Discipline and Punishment – When do we get to the spanking part?


• Discipline and Structure – Then the architect swatted me with his T-square


• Discipline at Home – I knew we should have soundproofed the basement


• Discipline Must Be Maintained – She has a handyman on speed dial


• Discovering Sweet Georgia – Brought to you by the tourism and visitors bureau


• Diving in with Domestic Discipline – Swim fins and snorkel optional


• Do You Need a Spanking, Little Girl? – Why ask me when you know the answer?


• Do You Spank? – Maybe get to know someone before dropping that question


• Don't Tell My Friends What I Am Into – Those who spank you already know


• Dr. Spanks SpankoWorld – World conquest, one sore bottom at a time


• Duality of Pain – It hurts and also it hurts


• Education and Discipline – Not necessarily in that order


• Effective Methods – Effective for whom?


• EmpowerSpank – You go girl! I'm right behind you. Well, maybe a little off to the side


• English Spanker – Do the English like spankings? Who knew?


• Enjoying the Journey – Hold on tight and remember to breathe


• Erotic Flash Fiction – Every story involves a raincoat


• Essential Obedience – Those are bare essentials


• Every Babe Should Be Spanked Regularly – Babe? Really? Who says that?


• Every Day is Spanking – There's a reason to get out of bed


• Everything Goes – Except my Dad's Nash Rambler


• Everything Spanking – Like a toasted everything bagel, but hotter and spicier


• Exploring – This week, we visit a cave in Peru to learn about Inca spanking traditions


• Exposed Spanking – We used to have film developed at the drug store and the clerks looked at our photos


• Eye Bee Kaye – Stands for I Be Kinky

There you have it. We solemnly mourn these deceased blogs even as we celebrate their amusing names.