Thursday, January 27, 2022

Song Parody: Spank Me

To the tune of "Call Me" by Blondie (1980)

Color red my bottom, baby
Color red my seat
Color red my bottom, darling
I know you bring heat
Spank me to your color chart
I know how you beat a bum

Spank me (spank me) make it fine
Spank me, spank me, anytime
Spank me (spank me) I’ll bend over
You can spank me any day or night
Spank me

Cover me with red marks, baby
Cover me with love
Clip me in designer cuffs
I’ll never get enough
Endorphins come, I don’t know why
Cover up welts alibi

Spank me (spank me) make it fine
Spank me, spank me, anytime
Spank me (spank me) I’ll bend over
When you’re ready, we can swing the pine
Spank me

Oooh, he spanks every naughty girl
Oooh, OTK, cheeky mama, cheeky mama
Oooh, fessée-moi mon cheri, fessée-moi
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any way
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day, any way
Spank me

Spank me (spank me) my love
Spank me, spank me, and you’ll tan my hide
Spank me (spank me) and ring my chime
Spank me, spank me into overtime
Spank me

Spank me (spank me) my love
Spank me, spank me, any, anytime
Spank me (spank me) and ring my chime
Spank me, spank me into overtime
Spank me (spank me) on my bum
Spank me, spank me, in a sweet design
Spank me (spank me) spank me for one too many alibi
Spank me (spank me) make it fine
Spank me, spank me, anytime
Spank me, ah-ha, spank me, Ah-ha-ha
Spank me, ah-ha-ha, spank me any day or night
Spank me, ooh-ooh-ah-ha-ha, ooh-ooh-ha-ha-ha
Spank me, Ah-ah-ooh

Spank me, my, my, my sweet behind
Spank me ‘til I’m fried, be my guide
Spank me, ah-ha, spank me, ah-ha
Spank me
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah

7 comments :

Roz said...

Brilliant Bonnie, love it! I was happily singing along in my head.

Hugs
Roz

Tankerton Latch said...

Very well done!

Maybe I'm 🎶Dreaming🎶 but 🎶One Way Or Another🎶 I'd love to see Debbie Harry 🎶In the Flesh🎶 after someone decided to 🎶Rip Her To Shreds!🎶

For now I'll just 🎶Picture This🎶 but if it does happen 🎶Call Me!🎶 Until then I'll be 🎶Hanging On The Telephone!🎶

O and P Spanking Stories said...

and in the video clip of that song she wears short shorts which might be too skimpy and deserving a spanking!
B ;)

Erica Scott said...

*clapping loudly* Well done, Bonnie!

Bonnie said...

Roz - Thank you! That's what I hope for. :)

TTL - That's Atomic!

Brigitte - Debbie had a brilliant way of being simultaneously tough and cute.

Erica - Thanks! When this old but familiar song came across my streaming service, I immediately thought it would be perfect for a parody. The original lyrics were a bit trickier than I expected because they are not always symmetrical and didn't always rhyme. Perhaps this reflects the band's punk rock roots. I tried to preserve this aspect and make it fun.

Tankerton Latch said...

Weird Bonnie Spankocic!

Bonnie said...

TTL - WAY is a pro. I'm just playing around.

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