Saturday, September 25, 2021

Stuff My Husband Says

“If you butt-dial, it’s a long-distance call” - OK, that’s funny

“I have a paddle that says you do” - Is this the best argument you have?

“You give good words” - I know how to use my mouth and fingers

“Would you like dinner before or after I beat your ass?” - He’s so considerate

“I think you might be enjoying this too much” - If you just keep doing that, I'll pretend to enjoy it less

“I need some girl magic” - What sort of mess have you made?

Update: Randy asked me to explain that his quotes are taken out of context and some of my responses suggest a meaning or tone other than the one he originally conveyed.


Roz said...

LoL Bonnie, love these. Your comments are priceless as always.


Bonnie said...

Roz - Thanks, Roz!

Rich Person said...

To me the context is perfectly obvious. Or, maybe it's just perfect.

Bonnie said...

RP - He has a point. Some of these quotes without any context make him sound threatening or insensitive, but that's not him at all.

Rich Person said...

I didn't find any of them to be threatening or insensitive. But then, I'm taking them in the perfect context.

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