“I have a paddle that says you do” - Is this the best argument you have?
“You give good words” - I know how to use my mouth and fingers
“Would you like dinner before or after I beat your ass?” - He’s so considerate
“I think you might be enjoying this too much” - If you just keep doing that, I'll pretend to enjoy it less
“I need some girl magic” - What sort of mess have you made?
Update: Randy asked me to explain that his quotes are taken out of context and some of my responses suggest a meaning or tone other than the one he originally conveyed.
5 comments :
LoL Bonnie, love these. Your comments are priceless as always.
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Roz
Roz - Thanks, Roz!
To me the context is perfectly obvious. Or, maybe it's just perfect.
RP - He has a point. Some of these quotes without any context make him sound threatening or insensitive, but that's not him at all.
I didn't find any of them to be threatening or insensitive. But then, I'm taking them in the perfect context.
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