Saturday, July 17, 2021

Keyword Chaos: Midsummer Night Version

Below you will find a list of search terms that people used to reach this blog. We added some comments just for fun.
  • am I a spanko – Yes

  • ass destruction – Those weapons were discovered in our bedroom

  • benefits of spanking wife – Too many to list here

  • bonnie my bottom smarts – Reader, mine does too

  • bump rump hump – Another one swats the butt

  • choose your own spanking stpy – Dictionary defines STPY as short tons per year

  • glowing red bottom – If I could learn to walk backward, maybe I could see where I'm going at night

  • i was paddled in a cheerleader's skirt – You and a whole bunch of other cheerleaders

  • most embarrassing spanking – Clown puppets? Really?

  • painful spanking positions – They're all painful. It's a spanking!

  • positions to spank wife – Chairman of the board goes first

  • spanked celebrities – My favorite new show

  • spanked in high waisted white cotton panties – You've been comparing notes with my spouse

  • spankied for charity story – Could you please pass the spankies?

  • spanking animation – Watch how the hand goes up and down

  • spanking cyoa story – Cover your own ass?

  • spanking etiquette – No swats until we've been properly introduced

  • spanking on a train – Conductor, I think there's a fire in the caboose

  • spanking101thebook – I'm waiting for the motion picture

  • take a spanking quiz – Question one: Does rattan float?

  • talk about spanking fantasy – Fun with the naughty milkmaid

  • the bored housewives spanko club – Imagine the initiation ceremony

  • top 10 spanking positions – I wonder which are the bottom ten

  • violation of procedures spanking – They're so strict here
That's all folks!


Fondles said...

The comments were hilarious! Thanks for sharing

Roz said...

LoL Bonnie,

You keywords posts are always hilarious, and your comments priceless.


morningstar said...

I love when you do these posts I always have such a good laugh. I love your answers!!!

Erica Scott said...

"Reader, mine does too."
Thank you, Miss Eyre! I nearly spewed my coffee over that one. :-D

Hermione said...

"Does rattan float?" My project for today is to find the answer.


Minielle Labraun said...

Just love when you post these! Makes my day!


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