Keyword Chaos: Still Staying Safe at Home Edition

Below is a list of search terms that people used to find this blog along with our comments and observations. Sometimes the best responses are those we just blurt out immediately.

• after care down there – Australians are such lovely people


• big bouncy backside bonnie – More flattery


• birthday celebration with public spankings – Bring your picnic lunch, mask, and paddle


• butt fo pinnocle – I don't think they're playing with a full deck


• cheerleaders paddled – Because of course they are


• clown spanking – Manical laughing was not the expected response


• embarrasing spanking – Punished for poor spelling


• favorite spanking – The next one


• girlfriend wants me to spank her – Turn. the. computer. off.


• give you my ass – The bow is a lovely touch


• glowing bottom – At what point did a uranium paddle seem like a good idea?


• goodboyspankings – Time for poochie to go outside


• hairbrush spanking story – Once upon a time, there were three brushes…


• household spanking implements – Arsenal in the kitchen


• how to spank a wife – That's any generic wife as opposed a specific wife since we're all the same


• i want you to spank my girlfriend – Leave me out of this


• moviespankings – Crimson cheeks on the silver screen


• paddle tales – Tattletales get saddle tails


• panties for spanking – What are you going to do? Snap the elastic?


• pinocchio spanking clock – Time for proboscis sex


• prepare for a spanking – Should I get my hair done?


• recreational spanking – On a jet ski? Now's there's an original idea


• spank her memes – It works better if you spank her bottom


• spanking bagel – What is the smoked salmon for?


• spanking documentary – Ken Burns' Spankotopia now on PBS


• spanking furniture – Surf's up for water bed spankings


• spanking karen – She totally deserves it


• spanking machine fanfic – Holy automation, Batman!


• spanking my bottom – Your bottom? What about my bottom?


• spanking poems – There was a young lady from Kent…


• spanking quizzes – Hmm… What's a quirt again?


• spanking rant – I hate videos where the top strikes only the upper half!


• spanking scenarios – My favorite is mad scientist and naughty lab assistant


• spanking tools – Leather strips on a weed whacker for the kinky tinkerer


• spankopoly rules – That’s one swat for each house and four for a hotel


• spoil and spank the brat – Not fair


• stars all around spanked bottom – So you’ve met Wolfie?


• stinko spanko – What sort of oil did you use on that strap?


• thong drawer – If you have an entire drawer just for thongs, your panty collection is out of control


• two wooden spoons lyrics – Maybe if you hum a few bars


• vaseline spanking – The cleanup is worse than the spanking


• wedgie punishment quiz – First question: why are you yanking on my panties?


• why i spank my wife – You’re asking us?

That's all for now.