Keyword Chaos: Indoor Summer Edition

Here are some of the search terms that people used to find this blog during June. I have to admit that all the jokes about idiotic spelling seem to be having an effect. The bizarre misspellings are strangely absent from this latest query crop.

• bbw bonnie clips4sale – I am neither a bbw nor on sale at a video store


• bonnie and randy spankings – There’s only one of us who gets spankings


• butt buster – As in “Get your hand off my butt, Buster!”


• caniac paddles – They sell paddles too


• captain lightfoot spanking – So you’re on the Edmund Fitzgerald?


• cheerleaders paddled – Everyone loves to see this except those poor cheerleaders


• do you spank your wife – For the last time, no, I don’t.


• domestic discipline implements – Many DD couples seem to favor small wooden paddles


• embarrassing spanking story – The author changed the name of a lead character halfway through


• embarrassing public spanking – But why do I have to wear the donkey costume?


• getting spanked meme –

• household spanking implements – That dustpan hurts more than you would think


• how many swats should I give – Just enough to make your point


• how to get my husband to spank me – Ask him!


• how to prepare for a spanking – If you’re the recipient, get into position, hold on, and remember to breathe


• humiliating spanking positions – Not only does the legs up (diaper) position expose everything, it makes spankings hurt even more!


• most painful spanking implement – By the time you get to the most pain possible, it’s not a spanking any longer


• my wife wants me to spank her – Then you should get off the computer now


• naked birthday spanking – Is this before or after the cake?


• over one leg spanking – This table is very unbalanced


• panties for spanking – Pro spankee tip: Be careful who you show your “Spank Me” panties


• panty girdle spanking – Is it too soon to use my safeword?


• panty pucker – This could be an effective insult


• position spanking – I’ve had it with those marketing managers. Get them all in here and line them up.


• robot spanking stories – Coming in season 4 of Westworld


• self spanking implements – Try a solid one-piece wooden bath brush with a flat back


• should i spank my girlfriend – Talk with her and find out whether she’s interested


• silly spanking – Bend over the couch, Honey, and I’ll shoot nerf darts at your ass


• Sonofstrictman – Not as scary as Bride of Strictman


• spank a little – If you’re not serious about this, just forget it


• spanked backside – That would be the preferred location


• spanked for wearing a thong – Don’t even act like you’re doing me a big favor by leaving it on


• spanked wife blog – Spank me if you must, but leave my blog alone


• spanking anticipation – Even after all these years, I still look forward to quality lap time


• spanking bet story – She literally bet her ass


• spanking game theory – I can’t wait for the movie: “A Beautiful Bottom”


• spanking games stories – By halftime, Amy decided that a swat a point wasn’t a very good arrangement


• spanking moms forum – Let’s hope these are consenting adult moms experiencing the wide end of the hairbrush


• spanking poses – Now let’s get a few shots bending over the desk


• spanking posture – That’ll teach you to stand up straight and not slouch


• spanking quiz – The correct answer to every question is “Yes, Sir.”


• spanking rituals – Who could forget that amazing belting ceremony?


• spanking therapy story – So what’s with the Viennese accent?


• spanking weight loss – I keep forgetting, is it losing or gaining that earns me more spankings?


• spankology – I totally want to sign up for that class; Just imagine the lab assignments


• spankovision – It’s sort of like Superman’s X-ray vision, but just for detecting superheated bottoms


• true adult spanking stories – No fake IDs allowed


• wet spanking bliss – Why no, Aquaman, I’ve never been spanked with a trident


• when to spank your wife – How busy is she right now?


• wide hips big butt spanked bonnie – Some people have a reputation that precedes them; Mine follows behind every time I enter a room

Wear your mask, keep your distance, and stay well, dear friends!