Saturday, March 23, 2019

Keyword Chaos Version 2019-2

Here are more search terms that people used to find this blog:
  • daily reminder spanking stories – I don’t need a story to remind me

  • Did you ever rub the cane marks on afriends bum – Nope, just my own

  • Different position of spanking picture – Rotate it 90 degrees

  • different spanking wives positions – How many wives are there?

  • Discussions on recreational spanking – Download the podcast

  • diy spanking machine – From Popular Mechanics: The Spanko Edition

  • do big girls get spanked harder because their butts are larger? – Probably

  • Dr punish curvy woman by spank barebottom nude and enema – No wonder Doc is always behind schedule

  • embarrassing spanking punishments – Must I wear the clown nose?

  • embarrassing spanking stories – It was a dark and stormy night...

  • embarrassing stuck spank – There was this time when Frank mistook Elmer’s glue for moisturizing lotion

  • Embarrassing thing about spanking – Just one?

  • embarrassing thong slip forum – So you tucked your slip into your thong?

  • erotic spanking positions – That could be any of them if you set the mood

  • ettiquette soanking – Lowsee speling

  • Famous spankees – We love our spanko celebrities

  • fantasy, witnessed red spanked ass cornertime display – This week at the Spanking Museum

  • spanks tumblr – Swat ‘em again, bad Tumblr!

  • favourite spanking podition – I think podition is a new word that describes that facial expression that combines pout with pain

  • female athletes spanked – Cheerleaders shouldn’t have all the fun

  • female firefighters bottoms spanked for fule breaking – I looked up “fule” and it’s an archaic spelling of “fool”

  • females embarrassed by being spanked nude stories – Is it less embarrassing to write about clothed spankees?

  • first adult spanking – Good luck!

  • Forum spanking Princess Kelley – Bow in the presence of royalty

  • fun with recreational spanking – Let’s install the trapeze over here

  • get those pants and underwear for your spanking with a wire hanger – So we’re putting on clothes?

  • getting spanked for stress relief – Yes, please

  • gidget gets spanked – I recall watching that episode as a kid and secretly wishing that it could be me

  • girl spanked in embarrassing underwear art – Her panties had pictures of dancing ferrets wearing lederhosen

  • girls paddled bare bottom in the barn woodshed old fashion licking – If you have a woodshed inside your barn, you are officially hard core

  • girls spanking rituals – My favorite is paddling the bridesmaids

  • good girls sometimes need bare bottom spankings – Yes, we definitely do

  • good positions for self spanking – You could stand or bend over furniture

  • good throne chair for spanking – A throne has arms and is no good for OTK

  • guess memories being spanked at someones else birthday party – Guess again

  • Hands on the wall bubble butt spanking – Dirty hand prints earned Doris another spanking

  • hoh blowj after spankig – It’s good to be the head of household

  • how hard should a stress releif spanking be – Hard enough to make a difference

  • how long does it take after an ass spanking willingly does color return to normal – Depends upon the spanking and the spankee

  • How to be spankable – Ask for it

  • how to get my husband to spank me – Ask for it

  • How to have a schoolgirl bent over, spanking on the edge of a bed and have sex with me her stepdad – Find a consenting adult to explore your fantasies

  • How to make a spanking implement – Pick up a flat household item and give it a whack

  • how to spank your wife – Ask her what she likes

  • I just need a good hard long otk spanking story – 800 pages at least

  • I love to be spanked on bare ass plse spank my big booty – Sounds like a fine proposition

  • i need a spanking – I hope you find one

  • i spank my wife – Congratulations

  • illustrated domestic discipline – Can’t wait for the swimsuit edition

  • im an adult and i get my bare but spanked almost everyday – Good for you

  • im going roadt you bottom spsnking storeis – It must be hard to type with your wanger

  • irish farm girl gets a spanking – Begorra!

  • is it embarrassing for girls to get spanked – Depends upon the situation and the girl

  • is it ever ok to spank yourself bare bottom to get rid of guilt – Sure if that works for you

  • jerry springer spanking episode paddling – I actually googled this, don’t bother

  • know your spanking implements – Wouldn’t want to mistake a belt for a paddle

  • Lady Kenworth ass spanked – The seat in that truck is really uncomfortable

  • learn lines, put on costume, get spanked – Welcome to Spanko Follies of 2019

  • Licensed Spankologist – You can buy anything on the internet these days

  • line punishment stories – When line dancing goes horribly wrong

  • LOTS OF SPANKIING – Next we have lot number 462 which contains three custom wooden paddles. Do I hear $100?

  • lover spanks booty – I love that about him

  • maid spanked in the 5th century – That’s worse than going Medieval

  • mature nylon discipline pictures – Here’s where I whipped Granny with a stocking

  • Melissa can you come single what a little bit xxxsxe – Melissa is up for anything

  • men wearing women's panties being spanked photos – I imagine they didn’t fit very well

  • Most emeradsing Spanking – Another new word to define. Emeradsing is that uneasy feeling a spankee gets when her spanking suddenly becomes way more intense than anticipated

  • most painful spanking position – Either the diaper or the toe touch

  • mothers spanking – Moms like spankings too

  • mtf needs a good spanking tumblr – A lot of us miss spanking Tumblrs

  • My big booty get giggle if someone spanked it especial naked – I got the big booty, but it doesn’t giggle when spanked

  • My bitchy brattiness earned my ass a thorough spanking from my husband – These things happen sometimes

  • my teacher really paddled my panties – Good thing I wasn’t in them

  • naked birthday spanking – Birthday suit spanking

  • naughty nurses spanked by matron – White is definitely your color

  • non sexual discipline stories about naughty werewolves getting spanked – C’mon, that is totally sexual
That’s all for this installment.

3 comments :

Roz said...

LoL Bonnie, these are so funny and your comments are priceless as always. Thank you for the laugh.

Hugs
Roz

Anonymous said...

Bonnie -- these are hilarious! And your narrative even better! Thanks for the laughs. -- shell

Hermione said...

"dancing ferrets wearing lederhosen" those panties would be SO embarrassing! Brilliant, Bonnie!

Hugs,
Hermione

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