Fun with Google

You've probably encountered Google Search's sometimes helpful, sometimes baffling, autocomplete feature. If you type in part of a search phrase, a number of popular alternatives are displayed below. For example, when I enter my first name, several unremarkable alternatives appear.

Suppose we try some spanko related partial queries?  Well, see for yourself...

Some of these phrases are so bizarre that they don't even need punchlines.  If you ever feel as though your life needs a bit more strangeness, I invite you to conduct your own Google Search autocomplete experiments.