Saturday, March 31, 2012

MBS Spanko Brunch #324

It's good to see everyone again! Thank go to Hermione for hosting last week's brunch. This time, we have a new question.

As we know all too well, sitting can be very uncomfortable for the recipient of a well executed spanking. Have you or your partner ever had to explain away an involuntary cringe or yelp resulting from sitting on a sore bottom? If so, what sort of vanilla cover story did you concoct? Did it work?

If you'd like to participate in our brunch discussion, just post your thoughts in the form of a comment below. Later, after everyone has had their chance to speak, I will post an edited summary.

22 comments :

Kaelah said...

Luckily, I have never had to explain any involuntary cringe or yelp resulting from sitting on a sore bottom.

I was especially scared of possible problems with that when I took my most severe spanking so far, fifty very severe cane strokes. But, even then I almost didn't have any problems with sitting down the next day, even though my bottom was very vividly marked.

Obviously I sometimes mark very heavily and need quite a long time to heal, but still my bottom doesn't hurt too much when I'm sitting down after a spanking.

Kaelah said...

Oh, and: Welcome back, Bonnie! :-)

overherlap said...

About a month ago I deserved and received a very hard spanking from my Lady, there were bruises and marks for more than a week, and every time I sat down I was reminded vividly of my punishment. I had to consciously remember to sit down as if nothing was different, but needless to say sitting was quite painful for a while.
Dave

Spankedhortic II said...

I have never had much pain from sitting on a well whupped derriere. The build up of heat caused by sitting on soft furnishings shortly after a rump roasting does produce some interesting leaning and shuffling, to let the heat out. Getting up, after sitting on a hard surface can be very painful but avoiding embarrassment of having people see you cringe is just a matter of timing. "Look everyone, a Kangaroo!".

Prefectdt

Spanking Photo Blog said...

Once Charlotte was with menstrual cramps, she had the unfortunate occurrence to avoid a spanking session with the cane. As I am a very compassionate Master, I decided to postpone his punishment until the next day. Obviously the next day, the punishment was longer and more severe!.

Charlotte, understood that the decición punishing him twice as long and with greater intensity, was due to their lack of submission during the previous day. After punishment, she saying was grateful that I had taken this desition.

Regards

Enzo and Charlotte

Spanking Photo Blog said...

Sorry. I'm wrong response.

Our response to this bunch is as follows:

A day, Charlotte's sister, saw the marks of a beating with a wooden paddle on here bottoms. Two very large and purple bruises. Charlotte said she had fallen on the stairs. Obviously, she did not believe him, and some weeks later we have confess the truth to Clara.

Since that day, the sister of Charlotte, has been interested in BDSM and spanking. And told us some of your experiences.

Regards

Enzo and Charlotte

Saoirse said...

I'm slightly ashamed to admit I enjoy the heat. Well, not the heat, the effects of the heat.The damp heat re surging in certain areas.The warm soft feelings proving his dominion. The anticipation of a different kind of ownership being played out later-it's hard for him to keep His hands off me when I wear his marks.Do I have to surrender my card? Move to a different kink site? Once I had a doctor's appointment where my bum was on display, and a bruise visible. Fortunately there'd been an ice storm. I'd been knocked off my feet by a Mastiff who thought the horse going by was his long lost mother- and had bruises everywhere...

Blondie said...

I haven't had to but one of my friends did. She told her friend that she had pulled something that made it uncomfortable to sit. Her friend never even blinked an eye. Just kept on going with the conversation. Too funny

Lea said...

I've had many occasions where sitting was truly uncomfortable. I would sit quite gingerly but nobody ever asked about it. Obviously, I can't have a pillow on my office chair so I just had to deal with it. As a funny side note, a coworker of mine (who is usually on her feet a lot in her job) complained at how her butt hurt one day from having to sit at the desk so much. I just laughed and thought "You have NO idea!"

Dragon's Rose said...

I expect the discomfort from sitting. I yelp when someone touches my back unexpectedly after a flogging. We explain my yelp away with super sensitive skin. I don't know why but a soft touch hurts. Firm touch is fine but not soft. My little quirk is well known and is a convenient excuse for a sore back.

thecanery said...

Yes, it's happened to me a couple of times the day after my bottom had been caned soundly. The first time was when I was driving and got a sudden twinge - that was tricky, especially as my passenger asked what the problem was. Second time was in the office, but the warm pain and glow just made me thankful for what I had received.

A'marie said...

A few months ago, I was being spanked by a FWB, and had to be home soon after for a weekly gaming session with friends. I'm normally not phased by sitting on a sore bottom. (Maybe it's just never been sore enough, eh? ;) So I wasn't worried about being able to sit for the 3 hours we'd be raiding.

I had my wireless headset on later, and got up out of my chair to grab replacement mouse batteries. I was chatting as I went to sit back down; I just kind of threw myself in the chair as I usually do without thinking, and I yelped and let out a string of obscenities. My friends were all concerned I had hurt myself, or (as has happened often) spilled soda on my keyboard/laptop, or something else disastrous. So I lied. I said I stubbed my toe. I didn't even feel the slightest bit guilty about lying, either! The (kinky) raid co-leader messaged me about 10 seconds later, however, and said: "Liar, liar, your pants ARE on fire, aren't they?"

Eh, at least most of them were in the dark. ;)

Hermione said...

I usually enjoy the afterglow and residual discomfort, but there was one occasion when I performed in a concert a few hours after a spanking. When our group wasn't singing we sat on unpadded wooden benches, and there was no chance to stand up for relief because we were in full view of the audience for the entire time.

Hugs,
Hermione

Anonymous said...

I am very, very good at keeping a straight face. I like the pain as a reminder too, so I just wriggle into my seat and try and not smile too widely!

Unless I'm tipsy. Then I have a tendency to announce that SOMEONE was very MEAN and I can't sit down. My boyfriend tends to facepalm and tell me to drink less. I have no shame. (He doesn't really mind. We're out as kinky to all our close friends.)

Honey

A-Non said...

I am a runner, and I often complain offhand of lots of
little sore muscles in my back and ribs. So I almost always sit gingerly. Most people don't want to think of the 2 or 3 reasons why a person might wince as sitting, so they just tune out. Yelping might seem notable, however.

Anonymous said...

After a good hiding, I am allowed a day or two to recover, but after a sound spanking (hand, hairbrush or slipper)it is a different matter, as D likes to spank, just before we are going out, cinema, theatre or dining. The car is Ok, as I can keep my burning hereafter clear of the seat, but cinemas and theaters are another matter; I can't fidget as it disturbs the others near me, and the interval is such a welcome relief, but a firm restruant chair is another matter, and any rubbing or wriggling is bound to attract attention. I was once offered a cushion by a waiter who I think had guessed my problem ! The worst one was when we were staying in an hotel. During dinner I said something, which D said merited a spanking there and then. He told the waiter to put our main course on hold, and led me up to our room. Very quickly, I found myself over his lap, my short thin skirt on high, my knickers on the floor, and the hairbrush drumming against my poor bare bottom. It was a very sound spanking indeed, and when I at last stood up, my bottom was burning and throbbing. D pulled down my dress, and led me knickerless back to the dining room. I gasped as I sat down, and somehow managed to eat my rare steak, which must have resembled my own poor rump steak ! A turn round the dance floor was some respite, allthough I was sure my short flirty skirt was going to swirl up to show m bare red bottom beneath, but the thin silk gave no protection, as I sat down to finish my dinner. I was glad to get back to our room, and a good seeing-to from D, which by then I was longing for ! Susan.

Anonymous said...

i'm always sore bottomed after paddlings. my wife refers to it as "thinking of me each time you sit." while i do feel it when i sit never any problems doing so. have one friend N, lady who knows my kink, whose resturant is between work & home, a 35 minute commute, that has gotten a big laugh out of hearing me say "needed a break from sitting." her employee looked puzzled but N thought it deservedly hilarious.

Ana said...

I asked a friend once for advice, and she suggested saying that I pulled a muscle in my back or slept wrong. But mostly, people don't notice and I am quiet.

Anonymous said...

I haven't ever winced sitting down, but have groaned upon rising after being seated awhile. I just say I must be getting old, I live in a mostly very vanilla world & no one has ever questioned it :) Am basking in a "warm glow" right now & enjoying every minute & memory of it :)

Make Mine Red

kiwigirliegirl said...

as with most people i do enjoy the after effects and i am often sore the next day or so. Ive never had to explain away an ouch or anything like but, i was was getting into the bath one night when Little Miss walked into the bathroom - she often sits in there with me while im in the bath and just talks to me...anyway she saw bruises and i had to explain that they were from riding my horse LOL...luckily littlies fall for little white lies so much more easily
hugs kiwi xxx

sixofthebest said...

Dear Bonnnie. Is that delicious food heading your column this week MATZO BREI.

Poppy said...

I pretend my back is sore, which sometimes it is so if I word it properly I don't even have to lie.
Sits, winces. "I have a bad back which sometimes makes it hurt when I go from standing to sitting."
All true- it is just that this wince was caused by a monster session with the cane.

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